The Jokes

**Ranger10** · 06-21-09, 07:10 PM

Was that sexist?

**QuickLightning** · 06-21-09, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by Ranger10

Q:
What was Helen Keller's biggest problem?

A:
She was a woman.

Haha! I've heard that one before but it was "Why can't Helen Kellar drive?

Careful though, we got a lot of females 'round these parts now.

**Ranger10** · 06-21-09, 07:12 PM

Oooh... I should change it to that, it's much funnier...

**Ranger10** · 06-21-09, 07:12 PM

Okay...

Q:
Why can't Helen Keller Drive?

A:
She's a woman.

**gatita_andy** · 06-21-09, 07:13 PM

sorry guys I think it still sucks :P

**QuickLightning** · 06-21-09, 07:14 PM

I like the dumb jokes best.

An engineer joke for you guys.

What does the Salmon say when he slams headfirst into a hard surface?

Dam.

**Ranger10** · 06-21-09, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by gatita_andy

sorry guys I think it still sucks :P

Dammit.

I was raised by wolves.

**gatita_andy** · 06-21-09, 07:18 PM

hahahaha one u wont like...........

Q: How many times does a MAN laugh when you tell him a joke?

A: 3 times

1 when you tell the joke
2 when you explain it
3 when he understands
:10

**QuickLightning** · 06-21-09, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by gatita_andy

hahahaha one u wont like...........

Q: How many times does a MAN laugh when you tell him a joke?

A: 3 times

1 when you tell the joke
2 when you explain it
3 when he understands
:10

I'll remember that next time you need help understanding something, Andy.

You'll have to explain it all to me first.

**Ranger10** · 06-21-09, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by gatita_andy

hahahaha one u wont like...........

Q: How many times does a MAN laugh when you tell him a joke?

A: 3 times

1 when you tell the joke
2 when you explain it
3 when he understands
:10

Now we're talking... nice one.

Though somehow, it feels like a "blonde joke" using a "man" instead.