Thread: The Jokes

Here you go Andy.

Why do women have smaller feet?
So they can stand closer to the stove.

Originally Posted by QuickLightning

Originally Posted by gatita_andy

hahahaha one u wont like...........

Q: How many times does a WOMAN laugh when you tell HER a joke?


A: 3 times

1 when you tell the joke
2 when you explain it
3 when he understands
:10

I'll remember that next time you need help understanding something, Andy.

You'll have to explain it all to me first.

nooooooooooooooooo................ i take it back i take it back !!!!!

Q:Why are there no Female Transformers?

A: Because you need nuts To Make a Robot, and Girls don't have nuts.

Originally Posted by Option hunter

Q:Why are there no Female Transformers?

A: Because you need nuts To Make a Robot, and Girls don't have nuts.

Haha! Now that one is good!

Andy will disagree though. She's always telling me about how she wants to slap my face with her nuts... though, until there is a screenshot posted of such an event, we'll continue saying it's never happened.

Originally Posted by Ranger10

Q:
Why did the woman cross the road?







A:
Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

Gahahahahahaha. I love it!

Originally Posted by QuickLightning

Here you go Andy.

Why do women have smaller feet?
So they can stand closer to the stove.

OK This means war!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Wrxf6JtaI

Hey Andy... I'm getting mighty hungry watching that video, think you could help me out?

Originally Posted by Ranger10

You know Quick... when Warlady, Freak, Dusty and Xavsnipe see this thread, they are gonna kill us. And if Frau finds this thread, it'll be worse.

Good thing Frau has been a ghost as of late. I say "Bring it on!" for the other ladies.


So why don't women wear watches these days?

Most modern stoves come complete with built in clocks!