Thread: The Jokes

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window.
The startled passenger said "I didn't mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask you something."
The taxi driver says "It's not your fault sir. It's my first day as a cab driver...I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."

LOL!!! ohhh mannn how funny ja ja ja ja ja

LOL........

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.




Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? she asked.


Theyre mating, her father replied.


What do you call the spider on top, Daddy? she asked.


Thats a daddy longlegs, her father answered.


So, the other one is a mommy longlegs? the little girl asked.


No, her father replied.


Both of them are daddy longlegs.


The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them ..


Well, were not having THAT sort of s**t in our garden.

ohhh Snap!