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Did you meet the Ocean Marketing Guy?

Eh, some winner of project runway... Best I can tell you is she cuts her hair with a tractor.

3-D printers, now only 19.95! Wait, 1,995, there we go.
Hey, print quality is getting better.

MID 3 Alien character and Director

New PSP Vita
Dual joystick, touch pad on the back, Hella good graphics, All digital games no more UMD.
New wifi link between other PSP vitas and your PS3. Now you can play up to 15 other people in match games all over a wifi connection.

Sony tablets, nothing to shake a dick at, I just like the keyboard

Same

Touch screen touch pads. Now run any .exe to a secondary screen built into your keyboards touch pad.
Control the mouse or organize your music playist without needing to alt + tab.
Take it to work and look professional with Excel on you monitor and back door sluts 9 running secretly under you wirst as the boss walks by.

Razors tablet gaming control. Slip in an IPAD or table and sync the device to utilize the dual Nunchuck like contorlers.

Cube PCs. about the size a of cereal bowl with 4gbs Ram, i3 2.66 Dual core.
Light wait and complete with all standerd ports. Not enough horse power, "Daisy Chain" up to 20 cubes into a single unit or business server.

(4gbs of ram)X20 + ((i3 2.66ghz)x2)X20 = Uber

Soon to come, lazer guided Car to Car, Anti traffic rockets. Until legalized, heres a new HUB setup for your car.
Speed, RPMS, gas, etc. Place you entire dash board directly in your field of vision.

Hate your gps giving you turn signals before you even reach the right road, new HUB gps systems will allow you to highlight the road you are suppose to be on.
Later models to detect accident inclinded vehicals with in fornt windsheilds view, indicated via flashing red danger over said car.


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not explaining, not changing, is what it is.**


Can't hear your iPhone without speakers, want others to suffer your choice of death metal, slip your device into this squishy ball and it uses the surface its on to resinate the audio. No power needed just slip the phone in, place it on your desk, and your cubical will be flooded with death threats in no time.

Feel your kids are useless? Sick of them always getting the in-car movie screen? This fasionable little back fits snuggly on your child while grasping your tablet device, instantly truning that 24 year money pit into a portable tv mount.

Hate conformity? Where you one of the kids in the unicycle club in college? Ready to step into the 21st century? The better then Segway, its the uni-segway.

Love Wipeout? No, not the shity US rip off of MXC, Wipeout one of the greatest racing games for playstations. These are the folks who created it. Especially me, on the far right.

Are you to fat to bear the weight of your own arm fat? Don't struggle anymore, NEW mind controled TV from Haier.

We took and LCD screen, removed the light source and white backing to "invent" clear Tvs. Turn your shop window in the most eye catchig advertising space you can imagine.

He dances, he draws, it Cyberdine Systems model 008






Force identity thieves to cloning with the new morphing credit card. Similar to a virtual card, it generates a number for each individual transaction. Of the number is stolen, thieves will enjoy a credit card spend spree with a card value of $0

Simply add viewing port computers. Built right into the keyboard.

Standard ports and fair hardware, and yes spill proof keyboard computers.

I like the keyboard computer! That's sweet!