Thread: Yo Mama

Yo Mama's so fat only Zohan would have her!

Originally Posted by Pineapple!

Originally Posted by JBMCW2010

Originally Posted by Pineapple!

Yo Mama's so fat, the commander calls in a JDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNNNNNNNNNNN!


.....i tried.

EPIC FAIL!


Yo momma is so dumb she once turned the waiter upside down for a tip

I should at least get points for being creative! I thought it clever.

Lemme help it a little:

Yo mama so fat that when ***COMMANDER*** called in a JDAM on her, she thought it was a mosquito, brushed it off and went back to snacking.

your mother's so stank, when she gets in the bathtub, the water jumps out.

You mamma's so fat when the doctor handed you over she said, "I spent nine months cooking this and you don't even want a BITE?"

yo momma is so ugly you had to get artificially inseminated!



wow, i can't believe i came up with that one!

Hey Chosen.....your momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Originally Posted by ***COMMANDER***

Yo mama is soooo big and ugly, she had to get her name changed......

She is now called The Virgin Island.

But......she's a mama...so that means that SsT is the Messiah!

Still, your mama's so ugly, even Commander wouldn't call in heat rounds on her.

Originally Posted by Benandorf

Yo momma so fat, she has heralds to find food for her!

Benandorf your momma is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up!