Yo Mama

**BlueMaxox** · 06-10-08, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by iCeWhoshotme

an oldie.. your momas so fat, when your dad wants to get laid he has to thow bags of flour to find the wet spot..

OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! That is just gross! ROFLMAO

**~~Jimmi~~** · 06-10-08, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by iCeWhoshotme

an oldie.. your momas so fat, when your dad wants to get laid he has to thow bags of flour to find the wet spot..

omg, thats disgusting

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big, she doesn't smell very good, and it's only a dollar to ride.

**xis** · 06-11-08, 01:52 AM

Yo mama's so fat when she falls out of bed she falls out both sides

Yo mama's so dumb I saw her climbing a tree talkin bout "I wanna be branch manager"

Yo mama's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so dumb she think taco bell is the Mexican phone company.

Yo mama's so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application.

and last but not least.........

Yo mama wears combat boots!

Congrats on the clan folks!

**w4jchosen** · 06-11-08, 09:35 AM

Your momma's so fat she uses the Goodyear blimp as an instrument of pleasure.

**dustyCALIBER** · 06-14-08, 10:44 AM

Probably old but still funny.

Yo moma's so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends.

Yo moma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

**DJ Ms. White** · 06-15-08, 01:54 AM

Your mama's so ugly, even Dusty made jokes about her.

**Walkerxes** · 06-15-08, 10:47 AM

BAHAHA

seolin887 · 12-22-12, 11:25 PM

ALERT!

Someone has tried to register using the IP Address 124.134.52.127 which is MATCHED IN THE RBL DATABASE of the proxies.dnsbl.sorbs.net RBL.

This registration attempt has been allowed and the account has been permanently banned.

Registration Details: seolin887 ( qiulian@lovesoftware.net )