Thread: New Sigs

"Who could have done this, Batman?"

"Only one man has the intelligence to devise such an intricately lain plan that claims to take over twenty years to solve, even though I solved it it in twenty minutes."

"You don't mean..."

"Yes... The Cube."


This guy would be a worse opponent than Toy Man and Clock King put together.

What a retard. I did one of those when I was like 13/14 years old.

Its as easy as pulling the colored stickers off and switching them around

Originally Posted by Evil

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A Hampshire builder has finally solved his Rubik's Cube - after 26 years of frustration.

Graham Parker had bought the puzzle in 1983 and wept with joy when he finally cracked it, reports the Sun.

Parker, 45, from Portchester, who spent 27 400 hours playing with his toy, said: "I can't tell you what a relief it is. It drove me mad and took over my life.

"I missed important events to stay in and solve it, and lay awake at night thinking about it. Friends offered to do it for me, but I had to do it myself.

"I had wrist and back problems from spending hours on it, but it was all worth it. When I clicked that last bit and each face was a solid colour, I wept."

His wife Jean, 47, said his fixation put a terrible strain on their marriage.

Jean said: "When we met he was already obsessed with the cube - spending hours on it every day. I was going to get rid of it, but knew he wouldn't rest until he solved it."

The World Cube Association said it believed his epic effort was a record. The fastest time to solve it was 7.08 seconds, achieved by Dutchman Erik Akkersdijk. - ananova.com

Christ.

I wonder what he's going to do now.

Ninja Gaiden on Master Ninja.

I hope his obsession has prevented him from having children.

Masturbation.

He aspired to accomplish nothing else but solve a fucking rubik's cube? Well, I suppose it's no better than aspiring to get a full-time job, kids, and 70 channels of shit...

My friend is like a genius at those things, and solved one over 7 times the other day...

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