Thread: Free reserve slot - introduce yourself

Greetings fellow humans and battlefield game players I am currently z_mantis_r on origin and I have really been enjoying playing on the TPG BF4 server. I have enjoyed the server because of the high skill of the players there. Also, I appreciate the lack of team stacking found on a lot of servers because team stacking ruins the fun of the game for me.

I have been playing battlefield since BF Vietnam. I played BF bad company 2, a lot of BF3 and am playing BF4. I play a lot of other games also that arent BF related and I've been going at it since I got a super NES along with super mario world. Sometimes the queue times to get in game are very long and a bit of a hassle on the TPG server due to popularity. Also have been random booted to make room for a reserve player on occasion. Perhaps if I could get a reserve slot I would have a more enjoyable time and have an easier time connecting.

Hey I'm new here...I love long walks on the beach and shooting xav out of jets. Am I doing this right?

Originally Posted by Vexon

Hey I'm new here...I love long walks on the beach and shooting xav out of jets. Am I doing this right?

Is "shooting XAV out of jets" a sexual euphemism for something between you two?......sick.

Originally Posted by Guyver

Is "shooting XAV out of jets" a sexual euphemism for something between you two?......sick.

Given that he used to let me do it every night, yes....I'd say so. Where has he been?? Not responding to my messages, I'm getting worried. Xavgay

Originally Posted by Vexon

Given that he used to let me do it every night, yes....I'd say so. Where has he been?? Not responding to my messages, I'm getting worried. Xavgay

He's pretty much rusted away like most of [IRON]

Originally Posted by Vexon

Hey I'm new here...I love long walks on the beach and shooting xav out of jets. Am I doing this right?

Added. Enjoy!

Originally Posted by loki2158

Added. Enjoy!

Thank you!
Deputy, tell him to get BF4 or he may as well be dirt instead of iron

He got stuck on BF2 and could never move on.

Originally Posted by deputyfestus

He got stuck on BF2 and could never move on.

...then he developed a serious addiction to pop rocks and twizzlers, and continued to drown his sorrows in donkey sex.