Thread: Battlefails

I thought I would start this thread for a laugh, cause I don't know about you guys, but there are a bunch of times when me and/or my squad tried to be awesome but didn't quite manage it.

To start, last night we were playing operation firestorm, and we were at E. I was recon and lazing tanks for my squad to javelin. One manages to make it right next to the flag, and I laz it but am not hidden. The tank finds me easily and blows me to pieces... along with my one javelin guy alive at the time, who intentionally stood next to me while trying to lock onto the tank even though I was sitting out in the open.

That's me every time I throw a grenade. If friendly fire was on, I would have too many tks attributed to bad nade tosses...

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I have that problem with nades too. Except mine is suicides instead of tks.

Failed jet jumps are the best/worst. Late parachutes, forgetting to hit E, fucking around too much and crashing, its all terribly embarrassing since there are like 4 dudes holding spawn looking at that little live action window laughing their asses off or shaking their heads.

Max failed when he let me knife him in the future

Originally Posted by visuvius

Failed jet jumps are the best/worst. Late parachutes, forgetting to hit E, fucking around too much and crashing, its all terribly embarrassing since there are like 4 dudes holding spawn looking at that little live action window laughing their asses off or shaking their heads.

(laughing my ass off and shaking my head still)

Max failed at dying last night. Told him to di so he could get a PLD so I could javelin choppers, and I had to wait at least ten minutes while he capped E. Dude needs to follow orders better.