Thread: On the Ethics of carbombing

Originally Posted by GoreZiad

Originally Posted by ...bigdog...

sjt and I pioneered the palestinian car bomb in 1942, over the rolling dunes of El Almein.

Then, the remote controlled palestinian car bomb.

Then, we learned how to fly...

Hahaha. I miss that game.

By the way, car bombing is very, very effective.

Sgt. Clintok you do realize your signature goes against everything you swore to protect/fight against as a marine........


I am starting to enjoy PR, while playing as an insurgent and while putting c4 on a car and driving it ferociously into the wind while i slam into a humvee or anything else that comes in my way. and realizing how in real life that jihadists are the worst type of people and I hope they all die in pain and agony.

Originally Posted by GoreZiad

Originally Posted by tgross791

realizing how in real life that jihadists are the worst type of people and I hope they all die in pain and agony.

Yep. Same here.

Gore, you and I are finally agreeing on something....its a start, but a very good one to start at!



How do you use the JIHAD Mack truck in Al Basrah? Do you just ram it, or do you have to blow the horn then ram into something? can it take out bridges?

Posted on: 07/10/07, 09:58 AMPosted by: tgross791
Sgt. Clintok you do realize your signature goes against everything you swore to protect/fight against as a marine........

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My signature is a caricature of the idiotic, self contradictory statements that seem to emanate from some generic loser, whose name starts with Abu, everytime someone kills defenseless unsuspecting noncombatants on their way to the market/mosque/WTC/pentagon/etc. etc. I am as far from that type as someone can be.

I point and laugh at the concept of fighting for the "holy land". The only thing Holey about it is the bodies that get laid out every day from fighting. I don't believe that any place on earth is any more blessed than the very center of the landfill out by Laytonsville, MD where the rats and seagulls lounge.

The sun will swell and consume all.

Originally Posted by tgross791

How do you use the JIHAD Mack truck in Al Basrah? Do you just ram it, or do you have to blow the horn then ram into something? can it take out bridges?

The 8 Steps to be a Successful Suicide Bomber (Suicide Semis and Cars Only)

STEP1: Locate the large semi with a 2000 pound bomb strapped onto the back or a suicide bomb car.

STEP2: Climb into the driver's seat. Be careful the semi cab is very high above the ground. We wouldn't want you to fall and get hurt.

STEP3: As you are sitting in the plush leather seat, honk the horn (left mouse). Durka Durka Jihad music should play: :6

STEP4: Once the music has stopped drive away and begin looking for a target. Your map can be a very good tool to use as spotted enemy vehicles will appear on it giving you a general direction to take.

STEP5: Once you have your target insight (preferably a tank, apc, blackhawk; yes a hovering or landed blackhawk; hummer, forklift, etc.) plan your approach. You should know how fast your vehicle can go and about how fast they can go. You should be able to tell which direction they are going and if they have a gunner with them. If multiple targets are observed, prioritize them by which one can do the most damage to your team. Then decide which vehicle you can most likely reach. You should choose the vehicle with the greatest value to the enemy that you can reach without getting yourself killed.

STEP6: Once your target and course is chosen drive off and attack. Try to approach them from the rear (unless the gun turret is facing that way) or sides if they are driving on a road and you are coming over land. DO NOT PLAY THE DURKA DURKA JIHAD MUSIC

STEP7: Once you are very close to your enemy and there is no way you are coming back alive play the durka durka jihad music. It will terrify your enemy and make your durka friends proud. Drive up next to the vehicle you are attacking (your chariot of fire should be touching the target) and detonate the truck (press the right mouse button). Hopefully on your screen you should see a flaming enemy vehicle. Don't worry if it isn't. I have suicide bombed vehicles and it has taken them a few minutes to completely explode due to the large amount of armor on them.

STEP8: Allah didn't like you so he sent you back. Unfortunately all the stuff about getting 40 virgins for killing the infidels was bull shit. Do it again and maybe he will like you better next time. :9