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Thread: Stranded without a vehicle on the wrong side of the map.
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08-17-07, 03:49 PM #21
Re: Stranded without a vehicle on the wrong side of the map.
Originally Posted by Redeye7
Ceb's Running Cadence
A Left rightoleft rightoleft rightoleEft!
YoLeft rightoleft rightoleft rightoleEft!
A one, two, three, foOur!
I ran this mornin gonna run somemore!
I turned at a mirror and what did I see?
I saw a big fat ass attached to me!
So I ran this mornin' gonna run somemore!
Gonna run til I'm worn out and sore!
I used to be in fightin' trim!
And damnit I want that back again!
So I ran this mornin' gonna run somemore!
Gonna run til I cain't run no more!
I got man titties upon my chest!
Those girls there sure don't look impressed!
A one, two, three, foOur!
I better run til I cain't run no more!
My legs are burnin' and my chest is tight!
and I couldn't even stand up last night!
But I ran this mornin' gonna run somemore
Gonna run til'I'ain't a fat ass no more!
A left rightoleft rightoleft rightoleEft!
YoLeft rightoleft rightoleft rightoleEft!
I got a spare tire around my waist!
I got chubby cheeks upon my face!
Been hidin' that with a big ole' beard!
But I shaved it off and I sure look weird!
I need to get back to fightin' trim!
So I can go out and get laid again!
A one, two, three, foOur!
I ran this mornin' gonna run somemore!
So yeah... read it and weep.Defend Truth with Violence
Never Compromise Justice with Mercy
Gloria Merces Virtutis!
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08-17-07, 04:00 PM #24Re: Stranded without a vehicle on the wrong side of the map.
Just curious
I was 5 years, 3 months active Marine. Communications/Electronics
3 years Texas National Guard. M1A1 Driver
I've done my time. Paid my dues. Earned the right to comment on the way the war is being run "over there" after being there for the previous attempt.
Laggy
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08-17-07, 04:11 PM #25
Re: Stranded without a vehicle on the wrong side of the map.
I was over there during 03/04. I'd still be in but they took my AFSC away from me and I didn't like the options for cross-training, did my four.
Thinking actually about going reserve here in the short term. If you'd told me I'd miss it when I took the uniform off, I'd have told you flat out that you were insane. I miss the uniform.Defend Truth with Violence
Never Compromise Justice with Mercy
Gloria Merces Virtutis!
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08-17-07, 04:17 PM #26Re: Stranded without a vehicle on the wrong side of the map.
Miss the uniform some, yes. But mostly its the people you miss.
I was there for Desert Storm Pt I.
We had a 15 year later reunion last summer in St. Louis. It was like we never left. Of the 18 that showed up, only 2 went on and stayed in the Marines. 1 had just retired, the other was nearing retirement.
The bonds we formed back then are thicker than most you will ever make in life. Some still piss you off more than you could ever know, but you're still good to go. I still talk weekly to 2 of the ones that live in Missouri.
Laggy
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08-17-07, 04:22 PM #27
Re: Stranded without a vehicle on the wrong side of the map.
*twitch*
*twitchtwitch*
For my good friends in BFH, with all da love in my heart (which ain't much), sung to the tune of 'Ballad of the Green Berets'
*ahem*
Falling Hobos from the sky
Drunken men, who drive and die
Hobos mean to make you pay
The dumb guys, of the BFH
*chorus!*
Ammo hubs, upon their backs
A working ride, is all they lack
For Titan D, they spawn today
The madmen, of the BFH
Trained to pod drop on your head
Trained to fight, until they're dead
trained to fight in slow or sleet
Surprised enemies say 'Holy Sheet!' (okay, it's a stretch, work with me here)
*chorus!*
First Aid hubs, upon their backs
A working brain is all they lack
To swipe your tags, they spawn today
The psychopaths of the BFH
Back at home, Cebelius waits
AK-99 has met his fate
He has died while driving jeeps
With a fearsome tire squeek
....
Okay, I'll stop now.
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