What Ive learned from BF2142

**~~Cecil900~~** · 09-04-07, 08:54 PM

You watch too much TV

**EliteAcer** · 09-04-07, 09:19 PM

Ive learned that the cure to ANYTHING is ....... The Defibulator

Cancer...... Heart Disease..... Blown off limbs...... you name it the Defibulator will fix it

**Benandorf** · 09-04-07, 09:32 PM

You mean the defraubulator.

**~~Cecil900~~** · 09-04-07, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by EliteAcer

Cancer...... Heart Disease..... Blown off limbs...... you name it the Defibulator will fix it

Riiiiiiiiight...

**GI_Jeff13** · 09-04-07, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by DragonOEvil

Originally Posted by Taterizers

-And the world will still be fighting wars over oil...

Are you sure its OIL?

I heard one of the Titan engineers telling me that they call the Titan fuel 'SoylantPetrol'. They were all talking in hushed whispers, apparently this is some major engineering/chemical secret that they are all hush hush about.

I doubt any of the youngsters will remember Soylent Green. Fuel? No. "It's people, man!"

**FrauBlucher** · 09-04-07, 11:28 PM

har har

Originally Posted by Benandorf

You mean the defraubulator.

**Turtlesexx** · 09-05-07, 01:00 AM

I learned tonight that you never give up on a Titan round no matter HOW close it is.

Charvel and I and a few others decided to leave defense on our titan at the last minute when we were about to lose. We got there, killed everyone in corridor 1 like they were twinkies squishing between our toes and then someone hit corridor 3 almost immediately. Next 10 seconds we are in there core and 14 C4s later boom we win and it couldn't have been more perfect. Everyone was watching a door or resupplying while we blew the core. We had NO titan left and we spanked that ass in about 2 minutes flat!!!!!!!! We were all screaming on the mic in disbelief. Sorry if I hurt anyone's ears but I really could not believe that shit. No way we should have one that one.

**GI_Jeff13** · 09-05-07, 02:03 AM

Sorry I missed that tonight. Wish I could have participated. That is a Charvel specialty. Bored, complacent defenders make these last minute wins real gems to pull out in the final minutes.

**Turtlesexx** · 09-05-07, 08:54 AM

I still can't get over it. When we left to go to their titan we were 2 to 3 hits from being destroyed and they still had 35% to 45% with 2 consols. It was crazy as hell!