Communication with the Dead

**imported_Parlock** · 08-07-09, 02:05 PM

Take my shirt off, push it over and proceed to stamp on it's head until there is no more.

**Telagog** · 08-20-09, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by warmonger256

Imma rip his head off and shit down his neck.

I properly loled, the kind of lol where you spit everywhere lmfao genius.
i'd shove him off me, punch him in the face, grab him and take him home. I'd then push him in a shed and lock the door. In the meanwhile i'd construct a containment cell and tie him up. I would then, whenever i wanted, come and vent some anger by beating the shit out of him.

**Gordo865** · 09-13-09, 12:18 AM

I wouldnt have been dumb enough to approach a guy who moans at at me when I call to him and there are two unconcious (possibly dead) people in the alley. I would have looked pulled out my phone and called the cops and protected my own ass haha. And there is a realistic scenario for you. Who approaches someone under those circumstances?

**SilverCyrus** · 09-13-09, 01:31 AM

Run like hell.
then run back to the Drug store or a better building, barracade it and get up to the roof.
this is of course if there are more Zombies about.

Originally Posted by Gordo865

I wouldnt have been dumb enough to approach a guy who moans at at me when I call to him and there are two unconcious (possibly dead) people in the alley. I would have looked pulled out my phone and called the cops and protected my own ass haha. And there is a realistic scenario for you. Who approaches someone under those circumstances?

he brings up a good point, if i seen two unconcious people i would never keep on walking. and if i seen someone walking slowly towards me i would definitely not call him out, and if he moaned at me i would never keep on walking.

**Gordo865** · 09-19-09, 03:14 AM

Haha it's a sad thing to say but when someone who just doesn't look right comes up to you and doesn't say anything you should think OMG this person needs help!!! But really just about anyone including myself would say OMG this person needs help. I need to call 911 and report where he is so someone else can deal with it haha.

**EndangeredOne** · 11-27-09, 01:21 AM

Grab my handy-dandy water gun and squirt a small amount of water into his face and i'll tell him "you should take a bath,you stink like a dead rat rotting with a shit on it..."