why you no ruv me!

**BuddyLee.** · 07-10-08, 08:53 PM

Wow......Should win Post of the Year!!!!!!!!!!!!
BL

**ElFuriosoGato** · 07-10-08, 10:37 PM

I love millwall's storytelling, he makes the most boring things EPIC

**SEJ300** · 07-11-08, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by ElFuriosoGato

I love millwall's storytelling, he makes the most boring things EPIC

Agreed. Good stuff.

**WolverineBrother** · 07-11-08, 11:19 AM

Cracks me up, Mill, keep 'em coming! :9

**Walkerxes** · 07-11-08, 12:58 PM

It's not about teabagging, but it might still qualify as another addition to the Teabag Collection by millwalljames.

**Glitch** · 07-11-08, 01:18 PM

speaking as a support whore...

I have no problem providing ammo, on the english speaking side.

On the non-English side I can't tell when people are asking for ammo.

If it is ever me, pump a few pistol rounds into the ground in front of me. I have figured out that is how they ask for things in non-english cultures.

I leave the various launguages on so that I can tell that "GRENADE!" or "Clear!" I just heard from around the corner is the bad guys and get the jump on them.

I really wish BF series would include an option to make YOUR team always speak English and the OTHER team always be non-English. Basically flip flop them instead of just make both be English.

**(4)manno** · 07-11-08, 01:36 PM

Funny post Mill...If ever you want to be paid for a, "twelve inch Alabama Black Snake", come see me. :10

**hobbes** · 07-11-08, 10:44 PM

It really is funny how if you call for a medic once, they are usually johnny on the spot with a heal pack but with supply guys you have to chase them around firing a pistol at their feet. Thats also why I've always told people to try completely turning off their sound if they're just learning the classes. It MAKES them look at their radar and see the big AMMO symbol chasing them around. Then then get in the habit of reacting to the radar symbols instead of seeing the text on screen from the command rose. Classic post mill. We've all been there hundreds of times.

**Ballsyone** · 07-12-08, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by millwalljames

So here I am. One of my favorite maps. Jalalabad. Got to love this one.

Is this Englishman going to play sniper on this one?.....Must be mad I hear you cry!. Dam fool!.

Trust me. Just a little.

The map starts. I am MEC first. Were to begin my defence.Mmmmm. Choices........Thats it!. JUNKYARD.

Aaaah. A beautiful place to be sure.

So off I saunter whistling a jaunty tune all the while happy and content with life. I lay my claymores carefully. Would not do to let Lemmings see them. Oh no!.

A great start to the map. With me are two chaps. Both support kits. Great stuff!.

I have two claymores primed.....And trust me. No ones getting near that flag without a fifteen second breather.

I follow the chaps all the while screaming need ammo!, need ammo!.

No effect.

Need ammo, Need ammo.

No effect.

Need Ammo!, Need ammo!, Need ammo!, Need ammo!, Need ammo! Need ammo! need ammo!........

Then it hits me!. I have become a whore. I am prostituting myself to these fellows and they have me wondering after them begging for a nice servicing!.

So now it reminds me of my days in the far east!....I no longer hear myself calling need ammo!, need ammo!, need ammo!....Its.......Itssss!!!...........Meeeeeeee ruv you long time soldja boy!.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooo!. The complete debasing of ones self!

I continue the pursuit of the support guys, all the while my commo rose pleading for my righteous servicing!...I can still hear it!...... You come with mleeeeee soldja boy!....plenty I smoke for you!.....Mleeee ruv you alllllllll night!. 5 dolla ruv tug.. mleee.You handsome man!.

JESUS CHRIST!. I am stuck in the Bangkok prostitute kit!. The Vietnamese love kit!.

SO off they run. Clueless. Might as well be picking Daisy's.....Running in to static objects the dam fools. Why do people play kits and then refuse point blank to earn points!.

Listen boys!. Your on to a sure thing!. This whore is open for business!.

DROP THE AMMO!
millwalljames

Come!....You give to mleee soldja boy!

Whatcha doin tonight hottie? Would you like some "leite"? HAHAHAHA I have alot and looking for someone to "relieve" me of it. HAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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