MY final love to my gaming brothers and sisters

**laggyNgroovy** · 08-17-08, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by Walkerxes

Keep your head straight, keep a somewhat low profile.. and for the love of pete, don't laugh in formation... or fall asleep in formation either (you would not believe how easy that is to do after the first week or 2)

Yeah, the fakers fall forward. The people that do lock their knees and/or fall asleep always fall backwards.

Interesting how the body is designed. You don't pass out forward I presume so you don't jack your face up. Going backwards, presumably you're going to expend some energy as your knees buckle and you hit your butt, THEN hit your upper back, then head. Relatively safer landing.

And Walker is correct. It is MUUUUUUCH better if it takes the DI 8 weeks to figure out what the hell your name is. You don't necessarily want to be the best at everything. You'll be made an example of. And the moment you slip up the punishment can be much more severe.

May as well start having people come up to you at random times and start screaming in your ear

"BEND AND THRUST BITCH!"
"MOUNTAIN CLIMB MOTH3RF_KR!"
"SIT, KNEEL, STAND!"

Oh, wait.... they aren't allowed to cuss at you anymore.

Just like the guy who didn't rabbit punch me in the kidney 2x on top of the rapelling tower. At least he grabbed my arm so I wouldn't go off the edge. I should have thanked him for that

Oh, and from many observations, when they say you're going to be doing XXX till they see a puddle of sweat, don't try spitting. it won't help and it will prolong your agony WHEN you get caught.