Things you don't expect to see written on a........

**Forquetsson** · 12-01-09, 12:44 PM

Weapon in 2142.

Things like

DICE ARMS

(Which is on a few PAC weapons.)

or

(I'm not postive this is the full inscription... but this was most of it I could see. Where you see --- is a word I cannot sharpen better.)
The Bianchi LMG

"
Use this weapon to kill enemies ---- just for --- --- of shooting. We are really ------ of coming up with smart things to write on weapons like this. Man, I have to come up with something more. Monkeys are nice, they climb trees all day and eat bananas.
"

I beleive it reads in full

Use this weapon to kill enemies or just for the fun of shooting. We are really tired of coming up with smart things to write on weapons like this. Man, I have to come up with something more. Monkeys are nice, they climb trees all day and eat bananas.

Wow...

Or on the Bofors
"
Quick focus eyepeice. Optical eye relief.
"

On the Lambert, what looks like

--------------- banned by------------
----------banned by

and possibly on the PAC or EU SAAW, something that looked distinctively like
ACCME
.

or a
RADIATION
warning on the Baur. Hm. Maybe it's "Depleted Uranium slugs" aren't depleted all the way....
"
Must obtain prior authority
"
on the medkit. Seems like a good idea. Must obtain authority to use medkit....

I'll find some more, and post them.

Meanwhile, what would you put on a weapon? In the Battlefield style, make it funny.

**WileECyte** · 12-01-09, 12:46 PM

On high detail, take a close look at the medpack when it's deployed. There's Diceperin and other interesting items.

**Alundil** · 12-01-09, 01:10 PM

these are great - funny stuff

**Forquetsson** · 12-01-09, 01:24 PM

Or hash kill marks, you know, |||| with a diagonal line through it. Also, lots of High Voltage, Caution, and Danger, on weapons.

And even for the PAC weapons, everything is in English. So... who is the supplier?

**Mcstrange** · 12-01-09, 01:49 PM

[img width=700 height=525]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/mcstrange/screen000.jpg[/img]

**laggyNgroovy** · 12-01-09, 01:51 PM

And even for the PAC weapons, everything is in English. So... who is the supplier?

Mattel

and Mury.... you still have screenshots? Are those circa 2007ish??

**Mcstrange** · 12-01-09, 01:54 PM

Only one I have on photobucket is that hepatitis one that always made me laugh. I may have some others on the home PC that I never bothered to upload.

I did find this one that i think brought me into the admin ranks:
[img width=700 height=525]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/mcstrange/CaptainCruncheexploit.jpg[/img]