Thread: BF2 Stories.

So, have any good BF2 stories to share. Like how your team capped a flag, hunted down the commander, a squad, etc....

So, like yesterday on Clean Sweep I got in a US jet for like the first time. Was getting use to the controls and how the jet handles and stuff. Was in bomb mode when I was flying over MEC airfield and see that someone was on the AA (right next to the runway) so I was hmm.... So, came in from MEC hanger slowly. Landed the plane right next to the AA. Got out and Shock Paddled the fuck out Sfrichck (who was on the AA). Then got back in the plane and took off. You'all should have seen that shit. It was funny...... Sfrichck was pissed..... Wish I had FRAP's running... Sfrichch will say it never happened but it fuck'en did....

Then there was one time when I was flying a helo for the first time and saw a squad leader die. So, I killed the enemy that killed the squad leader landed the helo and revived the squad leader. Who ended up capping the flag. It was epic....

Share your stories...

Respectfully,
h7g6f5

One time.... oh wait I mean everytime I play BF2 I pwn Xav. We have some good times and by we, I mean me. He cries and I just keep raping him. Every once in a while I will let him kill me to make him feel like he is "good" at the game, but we all know he sucks.

That's my story.

Hi guys my name's h7g6f5,

Remember that time i killed you all and raped your families? Oh yeah and that time i shock paddled your tank? And that time I planted C4 on your face? And that time i wrenched your squad to death? That time i naded your jet in mid air? And that time i pulled your shorts down in gym class?

Egotistically,
h7g6f5

I was on priming a couple of months ago... The map ended, and it was a really good game. Both NiceCrazyMike and I had "hot" mics. My dog climbed up into my lap... and released a huge burp. Mike thinks it's me. I'm laughing so hard I couldn't tell him.
Good thing it wasn't our Boxer.... LOL!
The Freak

Here we go again....

Originally Posted by Coyote Warlady

LOL!! Xav will never stop. He's like a little chiwawa dog that humps peoples legs all the time.... !!!

All in jokes Xav!! <3 Miss you!

The bad thing is, is that he actually does that IRL.

Originally Posted by Xavsnipe

lol braeland....u pwned H7 so bad hahahahaha...h7 u suck brae's penis.

Gayxon is like the son I never wanted to have...he sucks.

Cleanfreak mmmmmm come here and let me take carebear of you mmm MMMM mmmmm.

Gaysnipe is like the father I never wanted to have...he would try and rape me...well of course not in BF2, but in real life