Thread: URGENT NEWS!!

Listen. Those Pandas were at the party before I arrived. They were drinking alcoholic beverages, so I was under the assumption that what I was doing was legal.

I asked to see ID, and they said that Pandas don't wear clothes nor have ID, but they both had a microchip tag on their ear. I said "fuck it, let's party!" The more we partied, the less their faces looked like monkeys and started to look like Guyver's mom. All is well in the jungle of HeavyG... but I am a bit itchy in the crotchal region.

Originally Posted by HeavyG

Listen. Those Pandas were at the party before I arrived. They were drinking alcoholic beverages, so I was under the assumption that what I was doing was legal.

I asked to see ID, and they said that Pandas don't wear clothes nor have ID, but they both had a microchip tag on their ear. I said "fuck it, let's party!" The more we partied, the less their faces looked like monkeys and started to look like Guyver's mom. All is well in the jungle of HeavyG... but I am a bit itchy in the crotchal region.

Liar.

Guyver, let's be honest. You are the only monkey-faced panda molester.

Originally Posted by DR.F33LG00D

Guyver, let's be honest. You are the only monkey-faced panda molester.

No way.

Originally Posted by Guyver

No way.

That's what a monkey-faced panda molester would say...

What zoo can I see the monkey faced panda exhibit?

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Originally Posted by Gumby

What zoo can I see the monkey faced panda exhibit?

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Guyvers basement

Originally Posted by Vexon

Guyvers basement

STFU HOMO.

So no Monkey Faced Pandas in your basement then Guyver?

So which zoo has them then?

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