I posted this on another forum, but thought I would share here too in case anyone who plays, or played, EVE still lurks.

A little background, then hopefully some AARs.


1. Yes, I am shit.


2. Yes, my corp is shit.


3. Yes, my alliance is shit.


No need to reply to tell me any of these things.


After a 3ish month vacation from EVE we decided to start playing again. Being a USTZ corp in an EUTZ dominant alliance most of our stuff will be small gang shenanigans. We selected Dirt Nap Squad as a target mostly because they are the only USTZ content in the Drone regions. Last night we went to entosis their one system mainly to provoke a feed, I mean fight. The local talk was possibly the best part of the night.


[ 2018.01.29 02:37:30 ] DNS Guy #1 > awesome guy take it...lol
[ 2018.01.29 02:37:40 ] DNS Guy #2 > yup. good luck. Saves us some grief
[ 2018.01.29 02:37:52 ] DNS Guy #2 > make sure you get station services too
[ 2018.01.29 02:38:46 ] DNS Guy #2 > maybe if i wasnt a piece of shit to our fearless leader, i might put some effort in stopping ya.
[ 2018.01.29 02:38:47 ] DNS Guy #2 > meh
[ 2018.01.29 02:39:07 ] AgentFiftySix > damn fam
[ 2018.01.29 02:39:16 ] DNS Guy #2 > but serious, make sure you hit station services too
[ 2018.01.29 02:39:32 ] AgentFiftySix > can you do it on an alt?
[ 2018.01.29 02:39:35 ] AgentFiftySix > would be a bro move
[ 2018.01.29 02:39:40 ] DNS Guy #2 > all tied up atm unfortunatly
[ 2018.01.29 02:39:54 ] DNS Guy #1 > lol ok
[ 2018.01.29 02:40:04 ] AgentFiftySix > what did your fearless leader do?
[ 2018.01.29 02:40:19 ] DNS Guy #2 > i honestly dont have time to go into a list that long
[ 2018.01.29 02:40:19 ] DNS Guy #1 > how cares
[ 2018.01.29 02:40:32 ] AgentFiftySix > i have 55 mins though
[ 2018.01.29 02:40:39 ] DNS Guy #2 > i dont
[ 2018.01.29 02:40:43 ] AgentFiftySix > can yuo tldr it?
[ 2018.01.29 02:40:46 ] AgentFiftySix > like 3 bullets
[ 2018.01.29 02:41:36 ] DNS Guy #2 > egotistical old man, always right when usually wrong, plays off others success, ungrateful, backstabber, all round shit back. Also a screamer on comms. Literally the very toxin in the group that has killed it from the inside
[ 2018.01.29 02:42:29 ] DNS Guy #2 > im too much of the nice guy to burn the place i built down. but, im not so nice that i will stop anyone else that tries though


At this point DNSBLACK logs in, promptly loses a Griffin without getting off a jam, undocks in a bomber, and stays cloaked the majority of the night. Over time as we kill a couple of Griffins and 2 BSes local keeps growing. Eventually they have a 15ish man kitchen sink fleet. We frag a few things, try to reset, but as we are resetting they warp back to station, and we don't really feel like entosing anymore, so we call it a night. We got some kills, they saved their IHUB, both sides won.


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