Prototype VS. Infamous

**DancingCorpse** · 07-04-09, 06:34 PM

This is why Yahtzee is my favorite game critic ever.

http://kotaku.com/5307391/infamous-d...essing-playoff

inFamous Defeats Prototype in Cross-Dressing Playoff

In a recent Zero Punctuation review, Yahtzee couldn't declare which blockbuster game "about super-powered assholes" was better, but would give the honor to the studio that best drew the rival game's protagonist in drag.

Astoundingly and to their everlasting credit, both Radical and Sucker Punch participated. First up, Radical sent in two submissions, but that monstrosity takes the cake - Cole McGrath with Vegas showgirl peacock tail, a Marilyn Monroe birthmark and ... oh God are his pubes showing? NEXT.

Here's your winner: Alex Mercer, who shapeshifted up some heaving bosoms thanks to Sucker Punch, in a tableau that "could be the cover of a romance novel." Per Yahtzee's award citation:

It's a close call, but I'm going to declare Sucker Punch the winner by one lovingly-rendered pair of breasts. Also their unicorn is a much prouder, mightier steed, and Alex's expression is delightfully coquettish. Therefore InFamous must be the better game. Buy InFamous. Prototype's still good, though. Buy it as well.

**Arreo** · 07-04-09, 06:35 PM

O.M.F.G

I watched the Zero Puctuation episode when he made this challenge....

but damn!

**DancingCorpse** · 07-04-09, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Arreo

O.M.F.G

I watched the Zero Puctuation episode when he made this challenge....

but damn!

That is how you know Yahtzee is good, the game companies are taking his challenges seriously. I did not think they were gonna go through with it myself, but obviously they proved me wrong.

**Anti-Squeaker** · 07-04-09, 06:41 PM

i love ZP. Its always so funny and original.

And that accent is aweeeesome.

**Sepharim** · 07-05-09, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by DancingCorpse

This is why Yahtzee is my favorite game critic ever.

http://kotaku.com/5307391/infamous-d...essing-playoff

inFamous Defeats Prototype in Cross-Dressing Playoff

In a recent Zero Punctuation review, Yahtzee couldn't declare which blockbuster game "about super-powered assholes" was better, but would give the honor to the studio that best drew the rival game's protagonist in drag.

Astoundingly and to their everlasting credit, both Radical and Sucker Punch participated. First up, Radical sent in two submissions, but that monstrosity takes the cake - Cole McGrath with Vegas showgirl peacock tail, a Marilyn Monroe birthmark and ... oh God are his pubes showing? NEXT.

Here's your winner: Alex Mercer, who shapeshifted up some heaving bosoms thanks to Sucker Punch, in a tableau that "could be the cover of a romance novel." Per Yahtzee's award citation:

It's a close call, but I'm going to declare Sucker Punch the winner by one lovingly-rendered pair of breasts. Also their unicorn is a much prouder, mightier steed, and Alex's expression is delightfully coquettish. Therefore InFamous must be the better game. Buy InFamous. Prototype's still good, though. Buy it as well.

son of a bitch, I have to go get some eye bleach now, Also ZP is awesome.