Thread: sat night fights

Originally Posted by Streach

well idk. i like sat night fights to but no one keeps showin up, and i think scrims would get people more motivated to get on. +++++ we can only fit so many people in sat night fights

How do you think the TF2 showdowns start? You gotta spam that friends list, it's there for a reason.

nik stop dragging up old posts for nothing


and learn how to speak english

Rule 1: You must not take second pistol.
Rule 2: You must not melee special infected.
Rule 3: You must not win.
Rule 4: If you win we riot and call haxx.
Rule 5: Then ask for a rematch, just to "prove" we can win.
Rule 6: Send "get raped" messages after team carries you.
Rule 7: If you leave, you're bad.
Rule 8: If you kill me as infected, I act like this: YouTube - ‪Black Ops - Greatest Freak Out !!!‬‏
Rule 9: When all else fails, pull Ethernet cable from back of Xbox and claim you "lagged out"
Rule 10: Don't let me have tank.
Rule 11: Don't rage when Crimson steals keelz.
Rule 12: Must take auto shitty.
Rule 13: Must leave the game after it's over and not say good game when you go back to the lobby.
Rule 14: Spam all talk and return to lobby votes when the other team sends the first good attack.
Rule 15: Complain of being prelit even though you had control of the Tank for over 10 seconds and bitch about it in the lobby to the other team.
Rule 16: Bitch about the other team shooting themselves to lose the lead on purpose and say its cheating, brah.
Rule 17: Down yourselves in the safe room with the door closed through use of a glitch to up the health bonus.
Rule 18: Crabwalk.
Rule 19: Run with four auto-shotguns whenever possible.
Rule 20: After someone misses their melee on you, send them a messages saying 'Nice melee, scrub'
Rule 21: Acquire capture card and make lame frag video using footage from pubstomps.
Rule 22: Sign up for CG.
Rule 23: Kick the Almightys from every game they join.
Rule 24: Call everyone a noob if they upload footage other than frags.
Rule 25: Camp in the saferoom until the other team quits or finally gets you.
Rule 26: Quit L4D and Gaming because of a small bug.
Rule 27: Run laps around No Mercy hospital after you 8ked the other team.
Rule 28: Kick your own friend because they failed the first 3-1 of the game.
Rule 29: Kick the fourth for a bot.
Rule 30: Say things like "Do as I do, move as I move" while getting secured by every SI on the map while boomed on.
OHSHI- WE'RE GETTING TO RULE 34! o.o
Rule 31: When losing , blame it on your team.
Rule 32: Always commit suicide in the finales of maps because you lost anyway.
Rule 33: Got 4?
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. (j/k)
Rule 35: Dodge.
Rule 36: If playing on PC, nude mod Zoey.
Rule 37: I thought it would be; imagine all L4D charaters, including SI, naked.
Rule 38: Start a party by yourself so you can't hear what your team is saying, then make it invite only so they can't join.
Rule 39: Always be in Party chat.
Rule 40: When someone else has the tank, do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING until said tank dies.
Rule 41: Rage when tank never catches anyone.
Rule 42: When a teammate is pounced, do NOT shoot the hunter.
Rule 43: Run through 30 feet of zombies and melee shove him.
Rule 44: Rage at the smoker for not going in alone after the 4 survivors packed into a choke point.
Rule 45: When teammates pinned heal him while yelling "Umad bro!?"
Rule 46: Come at me bro.
Rule 47: I'm gonna skullfuck you!
Rule 48: Assume everyone and anyone is a kid when you're raging cause they suck.
Rule 49: Must forcespawn tanks, when losing, especially if it's against Almighty's.
Rule 50: If you dead stop me, It's always because of Melee spam. Not skill.
Rule 51: It's only skillful if you put yourself in the most dangerous position possible.
52: ALWAYS blame missed attacks, especially charges on "messed up hit boxes"
Rule 53: Blame any failure on "lag"
Rule 54: Spam the characters voice commands, especially Louis' "oh" and "oh no"
Rule 55: Play annoying music or audio clips whenever possible.

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Please do not take this to offence. I'm not the only one who came up with this stuff. I wont lie, I've done most of this stuff and find it funny too. I'm also not being a hypocrite. Thank you and enjoy. x