Thread: 'soon' is actually 'NEVER'

does anyone remember that one time a little 'steam update' window appeared, you know.. the little articles thing that sometimes have pictures on them? well one merry day..... one of these windows..
was about the SAS model. they released screenshots and everything. and i clearly remember them saying "we will be releasing this model soon"

... soon eh?.. soon?

THAT WAS LIKE......... ..... ..... ....... .... MONTHS AGO.

MONTHS.

MONTHS you BITCH!!!

maybe.. we .. the common people.. are not familiar with your developer language, valve.. but 'soon' usually refers to.. as well.. SOON!!!

not a friggin year!!
heck i bet this year will be over and they still wont release the SAS model.

and now we get screenshots of the guerrila and the (GIGN?) model..

well guys.. we all know whats going to happen. expect the two new models to come out in 2008 or something.

i think you got it wrong man. in game developer language, "soon" (and pretty much ANY measurement of time) means "whenever-the-fuck-we-feel-like-it"