Thread: please shit-can shockey

lmfao i dont even drink anymore and i wasnt camping moo master i was playing as a team and rushing. Ravioli you were just mad b/c you were rushing as hard as you could and you were the first one getting killed, lol. Instead of hard off just rushing the tunnels we should work together but you and moo were getting way too upset at me for some weird reason. Oh and the reason i have 2 steam ids is b/c i had my steam ID and password stolen at a LAN party. I cant even understand why moo master took the time to post this, this is just getting out of hand.

Sorry gang looked and looked but couldn't find the photo mentioned in the article.

Wed Jan 23

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Thieves in Malaysia stole an adult cow, squeezed it into the back seat of a car and drove off with it, but abandoned the animal when the getaway vehicle crashed into a tree, police said Thursday.

The cow, injured in the crash, was slaughtered by villagers.

The thieves managed to push the cow into the back of a mid-sized sedan Tuesday night, but were spotted by villagers who gave chase, said a local police official in the northern state of Kedah. He declined to be named, citing protocol.

The driver lost control during the chase and drove into a tree, injuring the cow, he said. By the time villagers got to the crash site, one person was seen running from the car, but police believe more people were involved in the theft, the official said.

It was not clear how they managed to push the cow into the car or whether the animal had been sedated. A blurry photograph in the New Straits Times daily showed the cow's head with closed eyes sticking out of the back seat window of the crashed car.

I'd like to know how the hell they fit the cow into a midsized car, I've been in those cars and I've seen cows up close and personal. Now a contortionist can fit into small tight spots:

But somehow I don't see a cow as a gumby type critter.

Let's do the math:
generic cow dimentions:


Generic midsize car exterior width 68-72 inches (interior about 8-10" less)
Generic midsize car exterior height 53-58 inches (interior at least 12" less)

These thieves, while not rocket scientists, must have been good at engineering.

:lol:

That must be a crazy picture. I've had no luck finding it either.