CS:S Quotes of the now

**Mango_Attack** · 12-06-10, 08:51 PM

Was just playing dust2 yesterday and was thinking about something beautiful. So you know TPG gets a little crazy sometimes and people can get lost in the heat of the moment, so that's why this thread is here. It's all for fun and no one's feelings are going to get hurt so just add a quote that you think is funny/interesting/relevant. Post who, what and why please!

First up, (2) manno: "Yeah, I'm in top three!!! Look at me I'm hot shit."
*manno gets a little excited sarcastically for being called on a 'top x and bomb wait outside b' call

lol <3 u bro

**DuDDy** · 12-06-10, 10:21 PM

Favorite quote from CS all time is from a long time ago. I used to play on a server called Clangrounds. Was on the T team and we were getting destroyed because some retard kept team flashing and being a retard in general. Well one of the regs finally got really sick of it and spoke up on the mic and what came out was the funniest thing I have heard to date in this game. "I swear to God if you pull some stupid shit again Im going to rape you with a broom stick!" Needless to say the guy disconnected from the server leaving all of us laughing hysterically for the rest of the map.

**Fajita!** · 12-07-10, 01:43 AM

Don't have a "all time", but this one happened today:

- An admin switches graphix over to our team to even the teams

Inda: "Yes! I finally killed that (hacking/cheating/bullshit) bitch graphixs"

Graphix: "You know I'm on your team now, right?"

Inda: "Shit"

**THATriggerHappy** · 12-07-10, 01:51 AM

my favorite CS:S quote is probably "sukka free!!!" origin unknown

**Etnies^** · 12-07-10, 06:54 AM

Someone new to the sever gets slayed for not following the call and starts being a smart ass.

"LOL it's a pub."

"No it's a teamplay server."

**vafaskillz** · 12-07-10, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by THATriggerHappy

my favorite CS:S quote is probably "sukka free!!!" origin unknown

origin is Sambo from Killers.

My fave quote is pooties, "Do Work, woo!" in that thick country accent or TcZ Negotioator's "Gosh Darnit" or Mafia's "WHAT!" in that high pitched persian voice when he gets no reg.