Douchebag thief

**DJ Ms. White** · 03-04-12, 02:03 AM

Of all the dick moves out there...seriously? I need a happy story. Too many depressing stories of late.
BBC News - Dublin patron saint's heart stolen from Christ Church Cathedral

**Talkos** · 03-04-12, 02:08 AM

You never know. I personally would like to think that they needed the heart of a Saint in order to counteract the workings of a cabal of demonic sorcerers who were attempting to open a portal to hell. Because, I mean, why else would you skip all the gold and go for the holy relic unless you needed it.

**AetheLove** · 03-04-12, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Talkos

You never know. I personally would like to think that they needed the heart of a Saint in order to counteract the workings of a cabal of demonic sorcerers who were attempting to open a portal to hell. Because, I mean, why else would you skip all the gold and go for the holy relic unless you needed it.

There ya go, White. Turns out it was a happy story all along.

Talkos; maybe it was one of these: Entrances to Hell

Cheers,

AetheLove

**deathgodusmc** · 03-04-12, 11:10 AM

It was gods will that it got stolen.

**WinterSays** · 03-05-12, 04:38 AM

If Link doesn't collect hearts, how is he going to save Zelda for the umpteenth time? At least he left the jars intact.

**DJ Ms. White** · 03-05-12, 09:49 AM

You know, if she keeps getting "kidnapped" by Ganadorf, maybe she actually thinks Link is douchewad and likes the dark lord.

**deputyfestus** · 04-03-12, 07:27 PM

I couldn't find the wtf thread but the story is about douche bag thieves and cops for that matter. A neighbor of ours witnessed two assholes stealing the gates off our neighborhood community center, wrote down plate number and called the cops while it was happening. Here's the kicker they the cops asked if it was her property she replied no it's the community center, well the property owner will have to call it in.

It's the fucking community center dumb fucks, I guess the entire neighborhood will have to report it.