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11-05-12, 11:23 PM #1This must be true.
enf-Jesus its been like 12 minutes and you're already worried about stats?! :-P
Bigdog-Sweet home Alabama you are an idiot.
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11-05-12, 11:48 PM #3
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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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11-06-12, 12:21 AM #5
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Actually I remember at one point I wanted to do a research paper on whether or not there was any correlation with drinking and intelligence. A lot of the best artists, authors, poets, etc have had their fare share of trouble with alcohol or substance abuse. The only conclusion I can draw from this, is that intelligent people can see the world around them for what it really is, which can be very depressing.
Why Intelligent People Drink More Alcohol | Psychology Today
Why do smart kids grow up to be heavier drinkers? - The Week
Are More Intelligent People More Likely to be Alcoholics? | Psychology Today
This is pretty funny, Stan gets older and starts seeing everything for what it really is. By the end of show, he decides to just cooperate with his dumb friends, but not before he takes a swig to help him deal with it lol
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