Whoda thunk

**SmokenScion** · 05-15-13, 02:05 PM

A little chuckle for your humpday.
Pope Benedict Comes Out as Gay - The Daily Currant

In a statement released to Italian news media the 85-year-old departing pontiff says he is relieved to be coming out after eight decades in the closet and urged the Catholic Church and other faiths to accept homosexuality as a natural part of God's creation.

"Like many gay Catholics, I have been forced for too long to choose between my faith and my identity," the statement reads. "My profound love for my beloved church compelled me to lie to myself and to my fellow believers about a basic component of my humanity.

**deathgodusmc** · 05-15-13, 05:04 PM

Wait a minute. How the hell does he knows if he's gay or not when he's suppose to be sex free? On the flip side of the coin though he was the leading pastor of the faith so we can probably safely assume his drawl to young boys.

**N-Ur-Face** · 05-16-13, 02:03 PM

I can think of a plethora of ways to know what you're attracted to without having sex...

**moving-target** · 05-16-13, 02:06 PM

dunno whats a bigger shock to people gay pope or nazi pope

**SpecOpsScott** · 05-17-13, 02:57 PM

"I wish I could take some credit, but honestly anyone could have predicted this. No women, fabulous hats, and Prada shoes? This is the gayest institution in the world."

LOL!