Weird News Dept - Man Sues Apple for forbidden fruit....

**Alundil** · 07-15-13, 10:09 AM

I thought, for sure, that this was going to be another Florida story but they somehow failed to draft this guy in the free agency period. I'm sure that they'll pick him up on wavers though later.Man views porn using Safari, files lawsuit against Apple | Ars Technica

Legal drama is nothing new for Apple—Samsung, e-books, App Store trademarks, etc. But the company has probably never seen anything like the 50-page complaint AboveTheLaw.com points out this week.
Plaintiff (and attorney) Chris Sevier filed the document (Scribd) against Apple in a US District Court in Nashville, TN last month. Sevier's beef with Cupertino boils down to a simple fact: they sell machines that allow men to view porn.

Yeah.....

**Hocus Pocus** · 07-15-13, 10:14 AM

Kind of surprised there wouldn't be a class action fappers vs apple lol. I bet their legal team gets a kick out of all this.

**iravedic** · 07-15-13, 11:46 AM

This is even more disturbing Apple news:

Apple to probe death of Chinese woman who used iPhone when it was charging

Women electrocuted in China when taking a call one an iPhone 5 hooked up to a charger.

**Alundil** · 07-15-13, 02:42 PM

Now that's disturbing.

Reporter: "And now we go to Apple's spokes-animal for comment on this tragic event. Mr. Xav, what are you hearing from the engineers in Cupertino?"

**Red_Lizard2** · 07-15-13, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Alundil

I thought, for sure, that this was going to be another Florida story but they somehow failed to draft this guy in the free agency period. I'm sure that they'll pick him up on wavers though later.Man views porn using Safari, files lawsuit against Apple | Ars Technica

I'm surprised Apple doesn't have porn blocked, while Android lets you view the most disturbing porn you can think of, and Microsoft lets you look at porn, but only softcore.

**dex71** · 07-16-13, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by iravedic

This is even more disturbing Apple news:

Apple to probe death of Chinese woman who used iPhone when it was charging

Women electrocuted in China when taking a call one an iPhone 5 hooked up to a charger.

Originally Posted by Alundil

Now that's disturbing.

Reporter: "And now we go to Apple's spokes-animal for comment on this tragic event. Mr. Xav, what are you hearing from the engineers in Cupertino?"

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**Guyver** · 07-18-13, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Alundil

Now that's disturbing.

Reporter: "And now we go to Apple's spokes-animal for comment on this tragic event. Mr. Xav, what are you hearing from the engineers in Cupertino?"

lol...