Thread: Solid Gold

I prefer:

"And on the sixth day, the sport of football was created and man learned to drink booze and eat pies while watching the beautiful game. On the seventh day, all rested and watched more football, continuing the drinking and fun. Later some men, in their unholy ways, decided football was too complex and thus created American football based on the other divine sport of rugby. Despite the popularity of this bastard football, make no mistake that the divine sports of football and rugby are the true sports, and this bastard football is merely for the peons of the world."

Someone preaches at me, Pvt they gonna get preached at right back. Simple.

Kanati, show me on the doll where the man preached you.