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12-03-14, 11:07 AM #1
brainless texans
https://time.com/3615992/human-brain...sity-of-texas/
Approximately 100 human brains, complete with their formaldehyde storage casing, have gone missing from the University of Texas in Austin. Psychology professor Tim Schallert told the Austin American-Statesman Tuesday that while they “think somebody may have taken the brains… we don’t know at all for sure.”
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12-03-14, 12:11 PM #2
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It's no surprise really. They kept lowering admissions standards; eventually admitting zombie freshmen.
This, THIS, is the cost of poor public education. Help them develop their minds, and make sure they get a good lunch - or their undeveloped selves will find their lunch wherever they can.
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12-03-14, 01:21 PM #3Re: brainless texans
Why are you discriminating against zombies? Why can't they attend university, too? Fuckin antizombite.
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Bigdog-Sweet home Alabama you are an idiot.
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12-03-14, 02:42 PM #4
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University of Texas: Missing brains were destroyed - The Washington Post
HOUSTON — School officials say about 100 brains reported missing from a University of Texas research lab in Austin were actually destroyed about 12 years ago, because they were in poor condition.
The university released a statement Wednesday saying a preliminary investigation found that environmental workers disposed of the brains after faculty members concluded the specimens weren’t suitable for research or teaching purposes.
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12-03-14, 04:26 PM #5
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So they didn't lose their minds, they fried their brains. Makes sense.
I'd still check out the zombie angle though, just to be sure.moving-target liked this post
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