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**~~hawgballs~~** · 08-14-10, 09:08 AM

This is very interesting!!
Did you know that…
The words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?
"Eat" is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the end, it spells its past tense, "ate"?
And if you rearrange the letters in "so-called tea party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the fuck up, you free-loading, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent, hypocritical douche bags, and deal with the fact that you nearly wrecked the country under Bush and that our president is black."
Isn't that interesting?

lawlz

**Nuckle** · 08-14-10, 09:09 AM

Funny

**DJ Ms. White** · 08-14-10, 09:12 AM

**deputyfestus** · 08-14-10, 10:45 AM

Yeah I get shit forwarded to me all the time.

The last four letters in American.........
I Can

The last four letters in Republican.......
I Can

The last four letters in Democrats
........Rats

End of Lesson!

Test to follow in November.

SPEAKING GERMAN (IN TEXAS)
Here in Texas , where I live, there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his right hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down he window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: (“Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it.”)

The man shouted back: “I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.”
The rancher replied: “Use both hands. You'll get more.”

**Guyver** · 08-14-10, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by deputyfestus

SPEAKING GERMAN (IN TEXAS)
Here in Texas , where I live, there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his right hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down he window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: (“Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it.”)

The man shouted back: “I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.”
The rancher replied: “Use both hands. You'll get more.”

...lol.