Stem Cell Ban "stayed"

**CivilWars** · 09-11-10, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

Then, when you have sex with your wife (or Bigdog) do you use protection? What about all those little souls that you send straight up to heaven?

When I have sex with anyone there are no souls, the doctor fixed that a few years ago. However, I guess in the literal sense you could be correct.

**WickedTribe** · 09-11-10, 10:35 AM

I always found that baffling. A fertilized egg only has about a 25% chance of surviving until birth. What kind of sadistic god would kill 75% of all souls. That means, Civil, when you get up to heaven, most of the souls there will have died long before they had any brain activity. Those guys are going to have some serious issues.

**~~hawgballs~~** · 09-11-10, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

Then, when you have sex with your wife (or Bigdog) do you use protection? What about all those little souls that you send straight up to heaven?

Or down the toilet for that matter....... Let's not forget the lil ones he has condemned to the purgatorial sock hidden between the mattresses.

**CivilWars** · 09-11-10, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by WickedTribe

I always found that baffling. A fertilized egg only has about a 25% chance of surviving until birth. What kind of sadistic god would kill 75% of all souls. That means, Civil, when you get up to heaven, most of the souls there will have died long before they had any brain activity. Those guys are going to have some serious issues.

I will agree that there is plenty about the Bible, God, religion, whatever that still baffles me. That is why you will rarely hear me speak in absolutes because there is not much that I am absolutely certain of.

**~~hawgballs~~** · 09-11-10, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by WickedTribe

I always found that baffling. A fertilized egg only has about a 25% chance of surviving until birth. What kind of sadistic god would kill 75% of all souls. That means, Civil, when you get up to heaven, most of the souls there will have died long before they had any brain activity. Those guys are going to have some serious issues.

And I bet they'll spend the rest of eternity talking about how horrible earth was....... until someone points out that they didn't even spend a day there.

**WickedTribe** · 09-11-10, 10:39 AM

They're not going to have any context for your jokes. Liberal? What's a liberal?

**CivilWars** · 09-11-10, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by WickedTribe

They're not going to have any context for your jokes. Liberal? What's a liberal?

Shit. I guess that means my comedic career dies the day I do. Sonofa...

**WickedTribe** · 09-11-10, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by CivilWars

Shit. I guess that means my comedic career dies the day I do. Sonofa...

We'll all have to come up with womb and umbilical-based humor.

"What's the worst part about discovering your umbilical cord?"

"... realizing that it's not your penis!"