I wear a condom

**DJ Ms. White** · 09-25-11, 06:31 PM

Saw this on Facebook:

"I wear condoms because I don't want to have a baby. The other guys I know are all like, 'I wear a condom because I don't want to get AIDs.' I know it's bad to say this, but... I'd rather have AIDs than a baby. They're practically the same thing. They're both expensive. They both last the rest of your life. They are both constant reminders of the mistakes you've made. And once you have it, you can pretty much date only other people that have it. The only difference is that you never suddenly panic because you forgot and accidentally left AIDs at home. It's always with you. You can't lose it at the mall.

**Webs** · 09-25-11, 06:42 PM

i guess its true in a crude sense of humor way but hes definitely wrong on some points. AIDS you have a 100% chance of dying and im pretty sure you would out live having aids then a baby. Pretty messed up tho.

**DR.F33LG00D** · 09-25-11, 06:52 PM

I lol'd. Does that make me a bad person? Better idea, save it. Haha.

**xXNF$KiLLxX** · 09-25-11, 07:30 PM

Thank god for condoms lol.

**faux** · 09-25-11, 07:50 PM

I'm just glad this guy wears a condom.

**Thorsen** · 09-25-11, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Webs

i guess its true in a crude sense of humor way but hes definitely wrong on some points. AIDS you have a 100% chance of dying and im pretty sure you would out live having aids then a baby. Pretty messed up tho.

Everyone alive today right now has a 100% chance of dying.

OP made me laugh, good shit.