How about some jokes?

***COMMANDER*** · 11-16-10, 10:32 AM

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start talking like this…

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . And think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

**deputyfestus** · 11-16-10, 10:42 AM

Yeah I've noticed the news media in general is also casting a bit more of a critical eye.

**DJ Ms. White** · 11-16-10, 10:51 AM

A pity they can't come up with funny jokes...

***COMMANDER*** · 11-16-10, 10:54 AM

How say? I love the one about the bumper stickers on the cash for clunkers program.

**Toker** · 11-16-10, 10:55 AM

I got a joke. A bit dated, but it still holds up in the funny zone.

Originally Posted by ***COMMANDER***

The more I look at this last picture, Whitney looks a little jealous.

The more I look at it, the more I laugh thinking I may be right....

That's too funny. Those girls are awesome. I look forward to spending more time with them. A friend of mine is going to be playing in Texas soon and I can sure get my hands on some back stage passes. I bet they would like those.

We will see what the future holds.

Originally Posted by ***COMMANDER***

I bet our new friends would be willing to model our gear for us.....

What do you guys think. That would be great advertisement.

Originally Posted by BiGG-D

pretty good idea. Don't lose the contact info

Originally Posted by ***COMMANDER***

Oh, it's burned into my heart, it will never be lost. :}

Originally Posted by Toker

A tad creepy, I must admit...

Originally Posted by Consultant

Yeah, I was getting the "creeped out" vibe from the pic of the girl on the left that somebody called "Jealous"...I think that was "Tolerating my overly friendly drunk friend who is hugging these strange older men."

LOL

Originally Posted by ALPINESTAR

exactamundo, that or she was thinking "when is this old fart gonna hand over the credit card?"

Originally Posted by Consultant

Let me be clear! I'm not bustin on my man Commander...just using my experienced bartender's eye to read her expression.

She was staring right at Commander with a "Seriously?" look on her face.

I will eat a full serving of crow if she shows her face her or Commander makes future, intentional, planned contact with either of these girls again.

Love you! Mean it!

I have more after the fact LOLs if you want to reminisce some more.

(dont be mad, it's all in good fun)

**dex71** · 11-16-10, 11:01 AM

**SpecOpsScott** · 11-16-10, 11:33 AM

***COMMANDER***, Dex, you all just lightened up an otherwise dismal day! Thanks! LOL

**Bunni** · 11-16-10, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by dex71

well fuck, ima get that into a poster. Cuz my desk and room looks like a combo of Einstein and Buckley

**flame** · 11-16-10, 12:19 PM

My OCD would kick in with an office like that. Its ok to have a lot of stuff, it just needs to be stacked neatly. My desk gets covered when I am at my computer. When I finish, I file my drawings put my reference books back in their designated places and yeah... My toolbox and work bench everything has a place, my tools are all organized by size and use. I would freak out in an office like any of those first three, I would wanna start stacking books and putting papers into files. Visiting people that have lots of clutter drives me crazy, I start to crawl in my skin just being in the room. If I ever visited bunni he would have to keep me away from his desk, I might try and add organization to his chaos.

*edit* mildly amusing jokes at best, but then again I rarely laugh at late night humor.