Thread: The DFG Turns 18 tomorrow.

Originally Posted by deathgodusmc

Dont do it. Push reset and go back to grade school. Once you get past 18 they take you out of the buildings where they keep all the females that are your age. It actually takes work to find them after that.

Aint that the goddam truth?! Goodluck, its all downhill from here! haha jk.

Haha, thanks for the advice, everyone!

No lotto in Utah, or any gambling for that matter (WHICH IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE I WANT TO GAMBLE), but strip clubs are open to the wandering eye.

Buying a shotgun soon. Assault rifle in my own name is comin' up too.

On the women part, I lucked out where I'm at and there's plenty who are older than me! Those mormon families crank the kids out.

Don't take any wooden nickles.

Originally Posted by DR.F33LG00D

On the women part, I lucked out where I'm at and there's plenty who are older than me! Those mormon families crank the kids out.

We used to live across the street from BYU, the view was nice but its kind of like window shopping. you can look through the glass but if you ain't in the club then.... lol

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Originally Posted by salty99

We used to live across the street from BYU, the view was nice but its kind of like window shopping. you can look through the glass but if you ain't in the club then.... lol

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Haha Provo has the best and worst, man. The area north of Salt Lake City is where its at!

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Park City in the Spring/Summer.

Originally Posted by judedeath

See I forgot, it's different here, 18 is the age for drinking here.

It doesn't count, because nothing from Canada counts....least of all Canadians

~Morningfrost

I know it has nothing to do with your post but Happy Birthday. I turned 42 yesterday myself

Originally Posted by Glitch

I know it has nothing to do with your post but Happy Birthday. I turned 42 yesterday myself

Happy (belated) birthday, Glitch!

Originally Posted by SmokenScion

Park City in the Spring/Summer.

Yessssss. PC is the spot.

Originally Posted by Glitch

I know it has nothing to do with your post but Happy Birthday. I turned 42 yesterday myself

Happy Birthday to you too then.