Thread: I have to share this one.

I had to go to a dermatologist today for what my doc thought was skin cancer. On the way out the door she tells me anything that bleeds, itches, or gets irritated i should bring in for them to look at. Without missing a beat in front of an all female staff i tell her "Ok i'll have the wife come in". It got a few laughs but most of the faces were a look of shock. I wonder if they're going to rephrase their good by pitch now.

Damn I've been living with cancer for nearly 30 yr's.