Thread: Kids say the darnest things.....

My daughter doesn't really say any thing to cute that I can remember right now but the best is when she brings me a beer when I get home and asks how my day was.

"Dad, you like to drink beer and chase women." Grandpa taught that to my 4 yr old daughter.

I have two:
1. My four year old was sitting on my lap watching me play BF2 recently. After several minutes he looks up at me and said "Daddy, your not very good at this."

2. My wife, two sons (ages 4 and 2), and I were walking through the mall and my wife was holding my youngest. As kids sometimes do, my little one proceeds to reach down my wife's shirt. My oldest looks up and says "Jack Jack, stop that! Those are Daddy's boobies!! at the top of his voice. Crowded Mall. Lots of people standing / walking by. You get the picture. Needless to say we left as quickly as we could. True story.

LOL IT WORKED!!!! Hahahah

Originally Posted by Turtlesexx

My 5 year old son lost his 2nd tooth yesterday. He went and found some of my change and said, "Daddy, since the tooth fairy left me money for my 1st tooth I'm going to leave her some this time so she will keep coming back!!" Cracked me up!! Maybe it was his sneaky way of getting me to leave him more money because he got $5 instead of $1.

Sucka... :P That shit worked when I was a kid too