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  1. Devious Tyrant
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    Save my pussy or i'll shoot!

    A crazed lunatic who was caught shooting at local firefighters after they refused to rescue his beloved cat out of a tree, has been shamefully jailed for a pathetic five months yesterday.

    The alcoholic cuckoo, Jeffrey Francis Cullen of Kingman USA caused the firefighters to flee in absolute befuddlement after the cat loving freak contacted the Hualapai Valley Fire Department and asked them to rescue his crummy cat.

    Sandy Edwards, a fire department spokesmen said 59 year old screwball Cullen was told to call animal control or wait for the troublesome cat to get hungry, after a team of three fighters arrived.

    This seemed to have angered kooky Collin, as he went into his home and came out shooting at firefighters with a small handgun like a moonstruck ape. Amazingly, none of the team were injured but were left with a clear memory of disgust at the citizen.

    "Firemen, they shouldn't have to be subject to that," Moon told Cullen before handing down the sentence.

    Cullen admitted to deputies after his arrest that he had been drinking.

    "My main thing is going to stay off of alcohol," Cullen told the judge.
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  2. Devious Tyrant
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    Save my pussy or i'll shoot!

    He just wanted to pet his pussy...

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