Thread: weird dreams

so out of boredom new thread

we all dream so why not share your strange/wied dreams here

last night i had a strange one . i was looking at houses on craigslist. and one i was viewing looking at pictures was on top of a huge mountain although it looked more like a hill. where the road to it was a long windy dirt road that would take hours to get to the home.

next thing i know i'm at the home and its apparently in Bogota Columbia. and then i'm falling off said mountain. then i'm with other people and we are forced to look after someone or more then 1 or be killed. next part of the dream we are in a jeep with weapons with silencers looking out the rear view then i woke up

Interesting...

I often have terrible dreams about my teeth falling out. I've had to have some pretty extensive dental work done ever since grade school. My teeth are fine now, but I wonder if there is some sort of psychological trauma connected to my having dreams about it

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had this really messed up one the other night. i was in a cult that made the best beer in the world and they would make massive quantities of this. They didnt sell it to anyone or even allowed anyone drink it. BUT once a year they would hold a drawing/raffle where they would allow one person to drink this beer for one night only. Tickets for said drawing would go for a million dollars, and all the money would go towards financing the cult and its activities for the next year. Any way at the end of the night when the lucky winner would either pass out have their fill of the beer, the cult leader would hold this grandiose ceremony for all to see, he even bought air time on television, where he would poison the beer that was made so no one would be tempted to drink from it again for that year, all the same time denouncing the consumption of alcohol and the let down in general morals of the world today, at least in his eyes. Then I woke up.....that was a fucked up dream.

Interesting... However I WILL win any weird dream contest. Like... by a mile.

I'll go dig up some notes and come back to this in a few minutes...

First off these "notes" come from icq conversations I have with a buddy of mine that shares my love of stupid-assed dreams and can usually match me weirdness for weirdness...

dream involved playing everquest... on a computer... but really IN everquest... I was sitting at my computer on a cliff overlooking some lake... and drinking coronas and getting shitfaced... I wound up trying to type commands into my printer... and occasionally I'd get up from the computer and look down over the cliff to see if I was doing ok against these wacky fuzzball trolls...

the A-Team did NOT show up for this one, but I did, at one point, go "I wonder where the A-Team is... they are late."

I need to clarify... because the A-Team shows up in my dreams A LOT for some reason. For no apparent reason. Dirk Benedict (Face) holds the place in my dreamworld has being the most juggernaut-class weird dream figure ever as he created a new religion called "The Golden Mumblings of Dirk Benedict" in one of them. But that's a dream-story for another time.

Originally Posted by Kanati8869

First off these "notes" come from icq conversations I have with a buddy of mine that shares my love of stupid-assed dreams and can usually match me weirdness for weirdness...



I need to clarify... because the A-Team shows up in my dreams A LOT for some reason. For no apparent reason. Dirk Benedict (Face) holds the place in my dreamworld has being the most juggernaut-class weird dream figure ever as he created a new religion called "The Golden Mumblings of Dirk Benedict" in one of them. But that's a dream-story for another time.

it wasnt a dream !

Don't wanna gross ya out but, I had one this week that involved me shitting in my pants at work and it ended up being my intestines. When I woke up, my wife said I was farting all night in my sleep.

lol

I had a dream last night that I bought this "awesome" smoothie/juice machine. I went to this food/houseware show and I fell for the exhibit which was making some fantastic smoothies. I also bought the book that had recipes with testimonials of users that fixed their cholesterol and blood pressure issues naturally (it had pictures of them makings drinks with M&Ms, peanut butter, etc). I was so thrilled that I could cure myself naturally.

Then I opened the recipe and it called for 1 pealed cucumber, 2 pieces of tree bark, and water. It was the worst tasting drink ever. At that point, I started to get tempted to purchase a new Mercedes, and the next thing I knew, I was at the dealer taking a test drive. It was going great. The salesperson was awesome, and I was about to sign. Then I started to panic. How would I be able to afford this new payment With the remodeling going on in my house, was this the right time? Oh no!!!!

Then I realized it was a dream, woke up, and noticed the TV was on. I was having dreams based on the commercials on the TV. One was for some stupid juicer, which came on again shortly after. The other was for Mercedes. This was last night, and I blame the NyQuil because I have been sick all week long.

Just for shits and grins here's another everquest one...

I dreamed I was playing everquest with archie bunker last night and he was really annoying calling the elves and ogres racial slurs....