That moment you want to punch your wife in the face.

**deathgodusmc** · 03-09-14, 08:19 PM

She knows my hand is broken near the wrist and still decided it was ok to hit that area because "it doesn't hurt that bad because you've been using it". Oh the ass kicking was close on that one due to my normal response to pain.

**DJ Ms. White** · 03-09-14, 08:29 PM

Speaking of fun practical jokes to pull on Deathgod, I wonder if he would chew off his own arm if someone lathered it in ketchup while he was asleep. It's kind of like the shaving cream joke but with red stuff and ketchup.

**deathgodusmc** · 03-09-14, 08:34 PM

You have to assume my dogs wouldn't do it before i woke up.

**DJ Ms. White** · 03-09-14, 08:40 PM

Whether or not your dogs would have se...oh you mean lick the ketchup off of you.

**Guyver** · 03-09-14, 08:54 PM

Just ask her if you can punch her in the ovaries, because she hasn't been using them that much.

**Kanati** · 03-09-14, 09:19 PM

I have the same reaction to pain... Had to have a carpal tunnel test done once and they do that by shocking the living shit out of you from various places on your arm to your wrist all the way up to your neck. Hurt bad enough but when the doc got me on the neck I swung around with my fist cocked back and the look on his and his nurse's eyes was priceless. "whoa whoa whoa we're done now."

damn right you're done. He don't know how close he come to a cleaned clock.