Thread: OMFG Seriously????

Oh dear Lord...

An old co-worker of mine used to leave floppys with jpgs of cows in other people's desk drawers across the building.

Gets better. We send out a post to all staff with some... stronger wording on how to handle these types of emails. (we normally put a post out on our portal once a month that no one reads). The email says to send any emails with attachments you think may be unsafe to our CSC Helpdesk in Pune.

Well, I was a smartass and commented to one of my coworkers that they'll probably get their own machines infected by not handling them properly.

One week later, we're restoring their India file servers from backup. I'll let you guess how that happened... Sigh.

I hear if you pour Coca Cola all over your server it will run better.

By "all over", does that mean "all over their keyboards and mice making them non-functional, hence they can't open attachments"?

Had one call that someone had a bugged keyboard.

Turns out they had maggots inside the keyboard from eating at their desk. Not the bugs I was expecting. GROSS!