Thread: Funny 1337 people.

So... I was on my favorite surf server the other day... and because of it's lack of admins and authority a bunch of leet dweebos come by to insult people... this guy was just... amazingly leet.

First, which I can't show... he was spraying some porn and in his little 12 year old voice was most likely lying... and was saying it was his girlfriend.
(Keep in mind this is a young boy talking about an obviously grown woman.)
And... well, he tried to awp me, and in my devilish ways, I awped him back, and then he got mad... and started calling me scrub and saying stuff about CAL... I really was sort of lost half the time.

Originally Posted by Some surf server

*DEAD* -[KB]- Mr. Jello : Haha
-[KB]- Mr. Jello :An awp... wtf
-[KB]- Mr. Jello killed ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber with usp.
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : OOOH AWP!
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : whoa u guys suck
-[KB]- Mr. Jello killed ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber with awp.
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Hi
-[KB]- Mr. Jello killed Xx--:-l0l-:--xX with awp.
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Hi
Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber" - 140 in 1 hit
Damage Given to "Xx--:-l0l-:--xX" - 106 in 1 hit

-[KB]- Mr. Jello : rank
Player -[KB]- Mr. Jello is ranked 4/6 with 41 kills, 25 deaths, kd ratio 1.64

ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : fucking ogl scrub jello
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Mad cause I took your awp?
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : yea im mad were pubbin noob
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : What?
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : play cal ogl scrub
kardon killed -[KB]- Mr. Jello with awp.

Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber" - 76 in 1 hit
Damage Taken from "kardon" - 143 in 1 hit

*DEAD* -[KB]- Mr. Jello : aaah shit titties
-[KB]- Mr. Jello killed ?Â¥?tHS?i?â„¢ with usp.
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber killed -[KB]- Mr. Jello with awp.

Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "?Â¥?tHS?i?â„¢" - 105 in 3 hits
Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber" - 128 in 1 hit

*DEAD* -[KB]- Mr. Jello : rank
Player -[KB]- Mr. Jello is ranked 4/6 with 42 kills, 27 deaths, kd ratio 1.56
kardon died.
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber killed Garret-Jax with glock.
-[KB]- Mr. Jello killed ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber with usp.
kardon died.
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Hi

Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber" - 104 in 4 hits
Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "world" - 20 in 1 hit
Damage Taken from "ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber" - 73 in 4 hits

ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : u noob
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : ran
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Wow, you own
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : this is a pub
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : No shit
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : do u want to get hacked
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : You just... got you're great
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : keep it up
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : I wanna be just like you
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Hack me
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Do it
™[_¯?¯_]•?®?•? killed -[KB]- Mr. Jello with aug.

Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber" - 26 in 2 hits
Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "™[_¯?¯_]•?®?•?" - 218 in 4 hits

-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Cmon pal
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Back that shit up
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Hack me
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : i would but my aimbot dosnt work
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Yeah too bad
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber killed <*I.G.R*>Killer with awp.
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber killed -[KB]- Mr. Jello with glock.

Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber" - 82 in 3 hits
Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber" - 112 in 5 hits

-[KB]- Mr. Jello : :P
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber : because of these new modles my aimbot wont work dammit
ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber killed <*I.G.R*>Killer with awp.
-[KB]- Mr. Jello killed ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber with awp.
-[KB]- Mr. Jello : Yeah too bad
-[KB]- Mr. Jello killed kardon with awp.

Player: -[KB]- Mr. Jello - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "ToM_SeK @ #LowCaliber" - 126 in 1 hit
Damage Given to "kardon" - 132 in 1 hit

And then... he left.

Well, you may ask yourself,
"What's the point of this thread? Is Jello just trying to get more posts as fast as possible?"
Well, it's because leet people are entertaining... I just wanna see if anyone else can find some logs of an extremely "leet" person.

Pretty funny stuff in my opinion, how they think they're so cool... yet don't know they're unbelievably homo.

Post it up.

Originally Posted by Mr Jello

Pretty funny stuff in my opinion, how they think they're so cool... yet don't know they're unbelievably homo.

Sig Worthy!

My balls are sig worthy, as well.

...

Hey, don't "..." me, I'm in CAL, scrub.

Damn pubs.