Pineapple! Rides the Bus

**Pineapple!** · 01-16-08, 03:47 PM

So, due to a string of bad decisions, I'm forced to use public transportation. I've got no license, but that's no big deal. Bus isn't that bad, and if I were to add up the car payment, insurance, and gas, I'm savin' a shit-ton every month. But that's a whole 'nother story all together.

Anyways....so I'm on the bus today headed home from the grocery store, when on comes some cracked out lookin' guy. He takes a spot behind me on the bus and proceeds to strike up small talk with me. Doesn't have much to say at all, but as I near my destination, the following happens:

Cracked Out Guy: "Hey man....do you need some money?"

Pineapple!: "Uh...what?"

Cracked Out Guy: "I've got $5 if you want it..."

Pineapple!: (I'm thinking...ok, this guy want crack, some of my pop-tarts, a blowjob?) and I'm all..."Uhh....and what do you want?"

Cracked Out Guy: "Nothin', man. Just askin' if you wanted some money."

Pineapple!: "Ok, sure...."

And then the guy hands me $5 and my stop comes. I get off the bus, and that's that.

What a fuckin' nutball, just gives me $5 for no reason.

**Rage!** · 01-16-08, 03:57 PM

lol thats funny

I'm all..."Uhh....and what do you want?"

pineapple how could you take money from a crackhead whatever the circumstance maybe... shame shame shame

**IronStomach** · 01-16-08, 03:58 PM

Generally speaking, my rule is: do not refuse free money from people! It's a rule that unfortunately doesn't get a lot of enforcement.

**takeyb0i2** · 09-25-10, 11:28 PM

I find people that lead the group seem to be unwilling to crouch, even if asked to. I guess it kind of gets annoying to toggle between crouching and standing whenever someone in the group runs in front of you and when you get ahead of them, but it's not that big a set back. When you crouch, it lets other close behind you shoot over your head or kill a horde surrounding without the fear that they'll hit you, it betters your aim, and will help those who feel they tend to run ahead too much slow down. Not only that, but I personally end up feeling like I'm playing Time Crisis when I crouch in one spot, get up, quickly move to another spot, crouch, kill things, repeat :P

So really, I think people should utilize the crouch button more.

**DragonsGoMOO** · 09-26-10, 01:40 AM

It's the retards that stand in front of the doorways and doesn't crouch, but they're too busy shooting to let you pass.

I especially hate people who crouch and stand repeatedly in the same spot, such as a doorway. PICK ONE!

If someone is standing, you crouch. Great, right? Yeah, till they crouch and fuck you up when you try to walk.