fortune cookies

**nsRaven** · 02-04-08, 08:17 PM

Have you ever noticed that you never get a bad fortune with your run of the mill fortune cookies? Yesterday I picked up the oddest pair of fortune cookies ever. This first cookie I opened just had to be the worst fortune I've ever gotten. It was empty!

So then I thought, "Does that mean I don't have a fortune?". I thought on that for a few seconds before remembering my second cookie. Cracking it open, I could only think one thing..."no way". Inside that cookie were not one, but two white strips of papers.

I pulled out the first one and read: You have a charming way with words and should write a book.

I pulled out the second one and read: Patience is the knot that hold the seam of victory.

In the end, not a bad fortune afterall. Infact, taken together, my fortune was quite possibly the best and the humble cookie lives up to its reputation. So if I were the superstitious type, I would take the empty cookie as an omen and the second cookie as a clear sign. Anyway, what do you guys think?

**rv2pc3d** · 02-05-08, 12:11 PM

Mine told me:

"Eat well and you will live longer"

So I stopped eating chinese food ALL together.... Still endulge in some delicious sushi, but am no longer allowing chinese food to kill me slowly. Sticking with Amercian fast food instead... NOT!

**Tractorpull** · 02-05-08, 12:17 PM

Add "in bed" to the end of all your fortunes for fun and profit.

Ex. Patience is the Key to great rewards.

now we modify this fortune as such.

Patience is the key to great rewards in bed.

Patience is the knot that hold the seam of victory in bed.

You have a charming way with words and should write a book in bed.

**TeenRacer6** · 10-31-10, 11:20 AM

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