Thread: DWI!

Well I´ve been pulled over 4 times and a couple of times i´ve taken the cops to the ATM and given them 1,500 lemps which is about $80. Another time I called a buddy to spot me the money (same amount) and then the other time I had cash on me.

It´s so cheap to bribe the cops here, its fantastic. Pulled over, fuck-faced and driving in the wrong direction = $80.00

But, I´ve decided it´s just too dangerous to drink and drive so I go out with a driver now. (It´s Honduras, chauffeurs are cheap). Plus, as crooked as the cops are here, you never know if they´re gonna take you for a ride and jack ur shit.

Originally Posted by cop1991

Cops come = No talking. "I wan't to talk to my lawyer." Thats what I will also do.

Yeah I never understand anyone that mouths off to a cop. Swallow your pride and just take his shit unless you like getting more tickets...

here is what you do when you get pulled over after having 5 or more beers.


Say no to everything and you will go to jail just for the night.
They will let you go the next morning.

Its better than getting slapped with DWI.

If you refuse every test there is no way they can tell you are under the influence.
A night in jail is not that bad.

So I heard :2

Originally Posted by jason_jinx

here is what you do when you get pulled over after having 5 or more beers.


So no to everything and you will go to jail just for the night.
They will let you go the next morning.

Its better than getting slapped with DWI.

If you refuse every test there is no way they can tell you are under the influence.
A night in jail is not that bad.

So I heard :2

Cop - "Have you been drinking tonite sir?"
Jinx - "No"
Cop - "Is that beer I smell on your breath?"
Jinx - "No"
Cop - "OK, Ill just let you off with a warning. Now get on out of here."
Jinx - "No"
Cop - "Excuse me?"

lol
good one