A MasterCard Wedding...

**Toker** · 04-23-08, 04:55 PM

A MASTERCARD WEDDING

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

**SmokenScion** · 04-23-08, 04:58 PM

oh man, you're a jerk! My wedding's July 4th ACK!!! now i gotta worry about my best man too!

**Agent** · 04-23-08, 05:04 PM

that is o epic I cannot even put it into words.

Something like that should be in the guiness book of world records or something for all the world to remember.

And for the record. I would have done the exact same thing. :9

**dustyCALIBER** · 04-23-08, 05:08 PM

Bit** deserved it

That's all I have to say :9

**~~Cecil900~~** · 04-23-08, 05:09 PM

This dude should get the nobel prize or something.

**Panic** · 04-23-08, 05:11 PM

bravo

**SAMBO** · 04-23-08, 05:21 PM

ohhh man, that's awesome! I bet the video camera guy was getting a kick out of it.

**iravedic** · 04-23-08, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by smokenspliff

oh man, you're a jerk! My wedding's July 4th ACK!!! now i gotta worry about my best man too!

One note on this subject - true story - at my wedding (it was a Catholic wedding) the service was very nice, in a big church with all of my family and my wife to be, along with all of my business associates, like 200 people. At a certain point during the service both my bride and I were required to kneel facing the priest, with our backs towards the crowd, when all of a sudden the crowd started whispering and snickering, this continued throughout the remainder of the service, and always grew in volume when we were required to kneel.

The service continued, and the priest asked me to say my vows and asked "Howard do you take ...etc.etc." only problem was my name is not Howard! I very quietly corrected the priest (who was like 75) but he couldn't get "Howard" out of his head, anyway the crowd loved it and laughter ensued. Finally we got done with the service, and I see my mom race towards my brother (my best man) and start very quietly chewing him out, and he couldn't stop laughing. I walked over to see what the commotion was and what had my mother so upset. She told me to look at the bottom of my shoes - "HELP ME" was written on the soles of my shoes. Needless to say, my wife is still pissed at my brother.

So Sherriff, make sure to check you shoes and make sure the officiant knows your name.