Thread: Senior Pranks - Tell us your stories!

We had a senior skip day that started with a breakfast at an all-you-can-eat joint in a neighboring town. I wasn't going to go, but one of my buddies talked me into it. He promised that there would be a food fight. I trusted him because he was one of the more popular football players and always knew what was going on around the school. He was in the old school "in" crowd and I was a newcomer that had recently moved into town.

I drove myself to the breakfast and had a seat at the table with my buddy. The breakfast joint was pretty big; probably twice the size of a Cookers or TGIFs. For seating they had picnic tables. Real classy. About an hour passed and still no food fight, so I asked by bud what was up. He said he didn't know.

I looked around noticed that I was seated next to a fire escape door. Badness. I took a donut hole and dunked it in milk, then fired it across the room and hit a dude in the ear. Shit started flying immediately. Eggs, pancakes, sausages...you name it and it was airborne. It was apparent that there was built up tension waiting for a trigger. I watched for about fifteen seconds and then split through the fire door.

Once I was in the parking lot I hopped in my car and took off to the other side of town and then turned around. By the time I made it back to the breakfast joint there were police cars in the lot. I split. That was on a Friday.

Later that day I discovered that the food fight turned into destruction. Someone, or a group of people, destroyed the mens restroom.

On Monday our school administrators were on a manhunt for the restroom vandals. During morning announcements they posted a reward and asked for narcs to come forward. I don't know if they ever got the restroom vandals. All I know is a) I felt like shit for starting the food fight and b) the food fight was only a footnote in school history compared to the destruction.


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Another one . . .

During my junior year, one of my farmer buddies was senior. He had planned to release a sheep in school, but decided not to do it. Another farmer dude called him a wuss and said he would do it. Funny thing was, he drove a faggy baby blue Camaro Berlinetta with baby blue velour seats. He put the sheep inside it and the sheep went apeshit. Tore up his interior and shit and pissed all over it. His high school prank never made it out of the barnyard

Couple more good ones, courtesy of my step-dad:

My step-father's high school was completely round. Think of it like a donut, with lockers on the inside of the circle and classrooms on the outside of the circle.

Him and his friend took a few old potato sacks and got a bunch of barn swallows (little birds) in the sack and took them and shoved them in a few lockers after school one day. The next morning, people go and open there lockers and the birds fly out....since the building was round, these birds just flew 'round and 'round the building.

He also told us once about how they removed the window unit from the principles office, put an old dead skunk inside the vent, and then replaced the window unit....they couldn't figure out where the smell came from for the longest time.

Originally Posted by Pineapple!

Couple more good ones, courtesy of my step-dad:

My step-father's high school was completely round. Think of it like a donut, with lockers on the inside of the circle and classrooms on the outside of the circle.

Him and his friend took a few old potato sacks and got a bunch of barn swallows (little birds) in the sack and took them and shoved them in a few lockers after school one day. The next morning, people go and open there lockers and the birds fly out....since the building was round, these birds just flew 'round and 'round the building.

He also told us once about how they removed the window unit from the principles office, put an old dead skunk inside the vent, and then replaced the window unit....they couldn't figure out where the smell came from for the longest time.

BAHAHAHa i remember when he was telling us these, and one came to mind that you left out-


He [stepdad] and his buddies trapped a bunch of jack rabbits, tied their back legs and buried them waist deep in dirt (somehow) in the school's yard. So basically sticking out of the ground all over the yard, was a bunch of bunny heads, and front feet slammin the ground tryin to get out. would be a hell of a sight...

Built a mortared cinder block wall covering the main entrance of my school... To add further frustration, we filled all the hollows in the blocks up to the brim. Since we were all drug smoking reprobates back then we had to spray paint "we don't need no education" in bold letters across the front. School still went off without too much of a hitch, but they ended up getting machinery in to pull down our little wall. The teacher that made a few of us watch "The Wall" in English class was all smiles, and I watched him take a picture grinning ear to ear.


There was a large group (23) who streaked all at once. It kicked ass not only from sheer numbers, but we had more women than men, and the class valedictorian was in on it. With our student president, members of student council, valedictorian, a few notable athletes, etc... No one was punished for public nudity, but man was it fun! My bio teacher didn't catch on when 5 or 6 of his students all left for the bathroom in a 1 or 2 minute span

At my school you go to a BBQ and then the teachers and faculty oversee the pranks. So lame. I just ditched the whole thing. Although I do have other epic high school stories...

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