Political Yard Signs

**IRON MAN 2142** · 11-04-08, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Veovis

Originally Posted by IRON MAN 2142

Originally Posted by Toker

Originally Posted by Mudstalker

I already took down my neighbors signs last night when I went out for a smoke break.

As for putting bumper stickers over other peoples bumper stickers? Done it before haha they never notice for some reason.

If I caught anybody putting any sticker on my car I'd shake his hand. Every sticker is +5 HP mayng.

lol i would shake their hand too just for having the balls to actually do something about something that bugged them

That makes no sense at all. So if I start messing with your personal shit, it's ok (even admirable) because it "bugged me?"

depends what you fuck with
if its a sign or a sticker or something, go ape shit, if its my computer or something i actually care for then just dont do it

**TehSpaz** · 11-04-08, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

3. I'm fast

QFT.

**Toker** · 11-21-08, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Muzzleflash

My house is on the intersection of a busy road and a less busy road. It's a prominent sign spot.

After a week of my signs being stolen, I went to the local sign maker, shelled out for a four foot by four foot, and then headed down to my favorite hardware store where I spent $200+.

Long story short, I made a maze of tripwires around my sign, armed with paintball grenades (the latex tubing type) and loaded them with fluorescent UV pink dye paint mix / raccoon urine (they were out of skunk cover scent) / fox labs spray / pulverized fiberglass / and some rather noxious chemicals that I use for refinishing metal that are pretty much guaranteed to cause skin cancer within 2 years if you get them on bare skin and don't clean them using a proper protocol of neutralizing agents. For good measure, I went by my mechanic and asked for the clear grease that is impossible to get off your hands once you touch it, and squirted it all over the sign edges. (This cost me a future case of beer)

The 4x4 sign was every bit the temptation I hoped it would be. As of today, there have been two separate massive pink snow angels on my grass where you can see that someone was rolling around in agony trying to get the stuff off.

Pics of the setup or it didn't happen.

Wanted to BUMP this to see if the liar ever followed up.

**Consultant** · 11-21-08, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Toker

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Muzzleflash

My house is on the intersection of a busy road and a less busy road. It's a prominent sign spot.

After a week of my signs being stolen, I went to the local sign maker, shelled out for a four foot by four foot, and then headed down to my favorite hardware store where I spent $200+.

Long story short, I made a maze of tripwires around my sign, armed with paintball grenades (the latex tubing type) and loaded them with fluorescent UV pink dye paint mix / raccoon urine (they were out of skunk cover scent) / fox labs spray / pulverized fiberglass / and some rather noxious chemicals that I use for refinishing metal that are pretty much guaranteed to cause skin cancer within 2 years if you get them on bare skin and don't clean them using a proper protocol of neutralizing agents. For good measure, I went by my mechanic and asked for the clear grease that is impossible to get off your hands once you touch it, and squirted it all over the sign edges. (This cost me a future case of beer)

The 4x4 sign was every bit the temptation I hoped it would be. As of today, there have been two separate massive pink snow angels on my grass where you can see that someone was rolling around in agony trying to get the stuff off.

Pics of the setup or it didn't happen.

Wanted to BUMP this to see if the liar ever followed up.

As soon as I saw the bump, I knew it was a factcheck.ttp mission.

**Toker** · 11-21-08, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Toker

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Muzzleflash

My house is on the intersection of a busy road and a less busy road. It's a prominent sign spot.

After a week of my signs being stolen, I went to the local sign maker, shelled out for a four foot by four foot, and then headed down to my favorite hardware store where I spent $200+.

Long story short, I made a maze of tripwires around my sign, armed with paintball grenades (the latex tubing type) and loaded them with fluorescent UV pink dye paint mix / raccoon urine (they were out of skunk cover scent) / fox labs spray / pulverized fiberglass / and some rather noxious chemicals that I use for refinishing metal that are pretty much guaranteed to cause skin cancer within 2 years if you get them on bare skin and don't clean them using a proper protocol of neutralizing agents. For good measure, I went by my mechanic and asked for the clear grease that is impossible to get off your hands once you touch it, and squirted it all over the sign edges. (This cost me a future case of beer)

The 4x4 sign was every bit the temptation I hoped it would be. As of today, there have been two separate massive pink snow angels on my grass where you can see that someone was rolling around in agony trying to get the stuff off.

Pics of the setup or it didn't happen.

Wanted to BUMP this to see if the liar ever followed up.

As soon as I saw the bump, I knew it was a factcheck.ttp mission.