Thread: Aftermath of the Obama Victory (The Onion)

Originally Posted by hawgballs

Originally Posted by TehSpaz

Originally Posted by jmw_man

Originally Posted by TehSpaz

I don't wanna tell my mom (I still live at home), but I'm gonna buy a rifle...

I wanna get a hi-cap rifle in 5.56 or 7.62 before they're banned......

did that two years ago. Used to keep it in the corner of my room. Now that I live with my gf, it stays in the closet. I argued with her, "okay, so when somebody breaks in, I'll just walk over to him and say, "hey man, just give me a second real quick while i get my LAR-15 out of the gun case out of the closet and load it with bullets, then I'll tell you, you can proceed to enter"." BUT, I bought my 1911 two weeks ago because I've always wanted to buy a pistol. Though, I think people are being a little paranoid when gun sales more than double.

No matter who has the presidency, people shouldn't be so paranoid.

Well, if you were told that prices on haircuts were going to DOUBLE in a few months....wouldn't you rather get it trimmed now before the prices spike?

ANd yeah, I remember you talking about your Rock Island....damn good line of guns, IMHO :-P
I just wanna get a small AR to hide under my bed....It'll be eventually found, and I"ll get bitched at for it....but I'll just tell her "atleast I didn't buy a motorcycle!!"

I can see this comin' from a mile away. ftw?

Smileys

fuck that....columbine was two unstable assholes.

I really just want an AR to have one....because soon they may be banned.

Oh, and when they're banned, they go wayyy up in price and worth :-P

ROFL!

And Hawg.... your sig is kinda odd.

Originally Posted by Cpt.Reiskis

ROFL!

And Hawg.... your sig is kinda odd.

Rent the Chris Farley SNL Special, it is one of the funniest skits he ever did.