Thread: A Dead Skunk....

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" said the wife.

"Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

/agree- but only posts w/ jokes in them are allowed.

Too many stickies get cluttered and fucked when people start posting random comments, and "hahahahah"'s

HAHAHA...

Joke thread go... DO IT NOW

Some poor friars decided they needed to make some repairs to their monastery, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the necessary funds. Since everyone felt good about buying flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town was quickly losing business, and believed the competition to be unfair. The rival florist asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close their shop... they ignored him. Finally, he asked his mother to plead with the friars to close their very popular florist shop. The good friars ignored her as well. At his wit's end, the rival florist finally hired Hugh MacTaggard, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving... that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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A guy walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history, and told him to wait in an examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." The doctor said, "Where?" He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

lol

Blonde Joke..


Two bored casino dealers are minding the crap table when an attractive
blonde (from St John's) bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind but.
I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL - Not all Newfies are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.